Jaylen Wordle

@danabeers “It’s like when you eat too much of something and get sick of it.” Yeah you know what you’re right

This is the most fucked up thing I’ve ever had to admit. I think I have eaten too many fries in my life to the point where I don’t really look forward to fries anymore. As a matter of fact if I saw fries and cole slaw on a menu as a side I would go with cole slaw. It’s like when you eat too much of something and get sick of it. I’m not proud of this development and I know I will get shit for it but that’s baseball.

@barstoolsports @ShrinkageBSS Can’t find it on YouTube

Is "you out kicked your coverage" the most back handed compliment you can receive? @ShrinkageBSS

@ShrinkageBSS @RealMikeyBets @RonnyDoitche @DannyJConrad People listening to music/etc. on their phones out loud in public spaces. Zero regard for anyone else.

Best answer will be sent $50 on Venmo. Tune in tomorrow to find out who won!

@hratmsu @DannyJConrad @Katiemoneygrabz Oh no, people might think I’m not being serious about Danny becoming a Medal of Honor recipient

@jaylenwordle @DannyJConrad @Katiemoneygrabz You don’t Win the Medal of Honor it’s not a game of checkers. People are awarded it for acts of heroism.

I’ve ghosted the troops, denied desperate soldiers over the phone, texted pleading lieutenants back saying no thank you, but it’s been 4 weeks and I still can’t shake this “April Fools prank” You win @Katiemoneygrabz there I said it. Now please sort this out with your people

@reedt4723 @DannyJConrad Shoutout @kbnoswag and Portnoy for getting you out there 🙏

Just got a haircut and now sitting by the lake in Chicago just replaying the most insane parts of my four days in Vegas. I just can’t stop thinking about them. What a four days. I know I’ve said this before but it’s truly so cool how I can document my life to you guys and you guys just rock with it. I really haven’t fully processed anything but I think that will come with time. I want to give a shout out to @DannyJConrad for documenting me truly a great dude.

@barstoolspringb God damnit he’s the headliner

@Stool_analytics This had a lotta potential, and ya blew it. You picked the worst guy to not know the backstory on… the fandom’s love for KB is unparalleled.

@SelfHighFive181 @Blutman27 I’m sorry brother, fr. I know nobody just sucks like this for no reason. Prayers up for you Now for anyone else- here’s a shocker: This guy just blatantly follows porn accounts. They WILL make ya laugh, if he hasn’t unfollowed all of them yet. Classic basement dweller+sociopath

@_lukeoutbelow @SelfHighFive181 I can’t even imagine what the drywall looks like in this guys place

@SelfHighFive181 Did you get turned down for a job or something? You seem to care an awful lot about Barstool for someone who hates it. There is 30+ more screenshots. I bet you get on average less than one pussy per calendar year. I bet your dad was a cuck. His daddy too.

@RashidaTlaib IF this were true, it would mean that - We should NOT have fought to defeat the Nazis; - We should NOT have fought against the confederate states; - We should NEVER have fought to end the practice of slavery in the US or abroad; etc (word count sux) Thank God this is not true

You cannot ‘free’ people by killing them and destroying their country.

@StoolMintzy Where does she work this time? Business Insider?

Just got hit on so hard in elevator. I am kind of in shock. #LetsGetHot2026 #IGBAGS

@CarissaCodelTV @nickturani

This made my day! One of my lovely followers sent me a Jigglypuff Pokémon card 😂 #iykyk

@DogWalkBarstool @EddieBarstool Seems impossible for someone to win by favorites

Favorite for KenJac

Who won the Animated Characters Draft? Watch here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=4o4BRh…

@themindflayer Oh Will Byers was a real lesbian. We should’ve seen that coming way sooner

@rhinestok @BFW @Delta251Tiger @woodpony2 @ohiotate People should feel pity on this guy. This type of loser behavior only comes from extremely dark places. Don’t be shocked if this account is suddenly never heard from again one day

I’m a Brandon Walker guy but this was the most obvious Bama live bet of all time based on how this season went

@StoolMintzy What’s Candace Owens doing at the CFB Playoff?

“Exploit Benroy’s people-pleasing”

@Iamnotmanish @stoolpresidente >80% of their audience doesn’t use YouTube. Anyone wanting to continue watching without Netflix will go back to the podcast listening platform they used prior to PMT using YouTube at all

@stoolpresidente This is the part creators underestimate: audience habits don’t migrate easily. Platforms matter more than pride.

Maybe my favorite PMT quote ever

@BobStrung Always appreciate the shoutout Sir

Ive got some good friends, even you @jaylenwordle