Hugh Ross Narrator

How did #ElonMusk go from being the smartest guy in the room to the dumbest? That, in and of itself, is quite an accomplishment.

#abc7 Los Angeles is sloppily cutting #DavidMuir national news short to add more commercials like we won’t notice. So lame. Guess I’ll go over to #NBC

I would argue that #TheBear is actually the WORST comedy of all time. #Emmys

This plane is three hours late and now we’re sitting at the gate for another 45 minutes because the printer that they use for the luggage manifest isn’t working. Does ANYONE in this country know how to run a fucking airline. @SpiritAirlines

Fuck #ElonMusk. What a douche.

Guess #lindseygraham wants to assassinate his boyfriend’s boyfriend.

#Amazon reducing their carbon footprint one giant empty box at a time.

How cool that my hero @HamillHimself loves the show I edit @GhostsCBS . He’s been giving shoutouts to all our wonderful cast. Did I mention I edit the show…. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge…. I’ll just be over here editing the show that @HamillHimself loves…lah di dah. Lah di daahhh

Why can’t we just get #Megatron to fight #Omicron ?

#Wisconsin. You never fail to disappoint. (That should be on your license plate.)

@roblicalsi @Ask_Spectrum 90034 has been out ALL day. Why should I pay for this?

Hey #LAPD! Get your G@damn vaccine or take a razor blade and scrape that ‘To Protect and Serve’ decal off your car!

#TWD Carol Makes Soup. I’m out.

@NXOnNetflix Meet the original Thunder Thighs!

Bear witness to a god. Check out the final design for Godzilla Singular Point’s king of the monsters, designed by Eiji Yamamori and colored by Yuji Kaneko.

#BernieSanders memes and #AmandaGorman are what make America truly great!

#clinteastwood where’s your president? I don’t see him. Where is he? There’s his chair. It’s empty. I don’t see him.

#Trump “I’m learning a lot about the virus.” THAT WAS YOUR JOB TEN MONTHS AGO ASSHOLE! #TrumpLied200KDied

It’s like a crappy version of #Spartacus. “I have Covid!” “I have Covid!” “No, I have Covid!” #POTUShasCovid

How shitty of a human being do you have to be when taking the high road and wishing you a fast recovery is basically an FU? #POTUShasCovid

Soooooo, #JacobBlake had a knife on the floor of his car and was shot seven times by police but Kyle Rittenhouse killed two people with an illegal firearm and police let him drive home to Illinois.