Hunter Slaton

@mistermetronome Protect the queen indeed

This is quite the magic the gathering card

@BasicMountain @StarCityGames It’s kind of funny and fun. I wouldn’t say I’m “enthusiastic” about it, but The Office was a great show and Dwight is an all-time great character, so for anyone who loves Magic and loves The Office, it seems awesome.

@StarCityGames I think anyone unironically enthusiastic about buying this should be put into a conservatorship, but I hope they enjoy this product regardless.

How do you rate Secret Lair x The Office: Dwight's Destiny? 🤔 #MTGSecretLair

@Annsganistan I think I will stand up and scream CANCELED at you for not doing so already

@meddlingmage For real. Would be so amazing if Kai won this.

One fucking time universe cmon

Paging Dr. @karsten_frank; Dr. Frank Karsten to surgery

When in the Rings of Power timeline does Gandalf start hitting that pipe weed

@YourManDevine Knowledge of The Rizzler comes for us all, in time

The arc of my Twitter feed appears to be bending toward forcing me to learn about a child called The Rizzler, and I must remain strong

Any ex-Meta friends at eBay who can maybe help?

@lonesometoast Might as well just ride in on a donkey, Brooke

is "i appreciate you" a southern/midwestern thing? i say it a lot as a southerner now located in the midwest, but when i say it to someone from either coast they're kinda like ???? and i INSTANTLY regret it lol

@CassieCeleste Came here to say I'm really bummed that you won't be writing Magic finance articles anymore. I've read your columns since 2010, and I've always really enjoyed them. I'm sure you've thought of this, so feel free to disregard, but have you considered a Substack? I'd subscribe.

Looking forward to the @CardGardenMTG rant on @BrainstormBrew about these variants

@TheNerdySteve @lordtupperware @mistermetronome I think it’s actually daddy and zaddy

@hrslaton @lordtupperware @mistermetronome I actually asked this question years ago, and the answer is yes.

Why did this week’s Lords of Limited sound like couples therapy @mistermetronome @lordtupperware

@lordtupperware @mistermetronome Wait but who is who

@hrslaton @mistermetronome mommy and daddy love each other very much

@Top8Games I’m there today too!

@lordtupperware @k_crutchfield My fave band of the past decade. Glad you guys enjoyed!

Great time last night seeing @k_crutchfield (Waxahatchee) live in Pittsburgh!

@CaptainPlanetOW @Sunset_SC2 This is esport erasure

@Sunset_SC2 Welcome to America's real sport!

On this America Day, I learned some American culture at an excellent BBQ. I did not lose this game, yet still have no idea how it actually works. I bounced a ball into a cup multiple times and drank out of some of them? 🤷🏼‍♀️ I don’t know, I DID AS I WAS TOLD.

@elektrotal I really think it’s more that than not

@SaffronOlive Has anyone noted the similarity between Duskmourn and the cult metafiction book House of Leaves?

Maybe an unpopular opinion, but I like the theme of Duskmourn. There's been over 100 expansion sets at this point. I'll take a new plane with a less traditional fantasy theme over Ravnica part 9, but with no guilds and everyone's in a detective hat ten times out of ten.

@lonesometoast Wait did you name one of your contact lenses Bing Bong

reporting back from Inside Out 2 to say: so very cute and thoughtful, a worthy successor to the movie that made me cry out a contact lens (RIP bing bong)