Dave Bermosk

Hatchet and Faygo Juggling Juggalos. Think about it.

@jorbador I was there and I was a black box.

Sitting in my car at an AutoZone waiting for a tow truck and singing the O'reillys Auto Parts jingle.

@RossyBearr I couldn't agree more except we'll see how cold winter gets this season. Are you still here?

Grey's Anatomy would be hilarious if you muted out all of the dialogue and just listened to the goofy ass background music.

@AmericanAir do you guys have any planes that work? You took my money but can't get me home.

@AmericanAir I was told I would receive compensation for problems I experienced, then told to email customer service when I inquired.

@AmericanAir is the worst airline I have flown in my 15 years of flying.

Last night 🚐.... 🏨 🚐 🍣 🍺 🍻....🚐 🏨 🚔🚔🚶..👮 🏃🏼 🔫 👮 🔫 🙈 😵 💩💀 ⚰ The End 😴

"He was so behind the times that he was actually ahead of them." Same.

@joustingcastles "because I don't want to be disrespectful."

What if Making a Murder intro was set to the Game of Thrones theme song.

@coriamore I remember that plate. Travis threw up on that plate when he accidentally set the porch on fire.

Pets would eat your eye balls right out of your skull if they could and probably will if you die unattended around them. 😺🐶

Snatchchap

There is no way that any 90's alt rock would have flown at radio in any other decade.

It's been a pleasure playing to sold out crowds.. of sandwiches... in my mouth at Hoagiefest this year. Thanks @Wawa

"I had some dreams they were clowns in my coffee, clowns in my coffee, and..."

@joustingcastles this new Sriracha Rockstar energy drink is great 👍👍