Jordan Garrett ☾

If I hadn’t gone to college I’d have enough money to move out of my parents’ house, but because I got an education I have to wait several extra years to begin my own life. Thanks, America.

@HTLband Well it’s ABOUT DAMN TIME Rishi brought yinz back into the main lineup🙄🙌🏼

Pittsburgh! We are SO back. We’re ripping Four Chord Music Festival this September and it’s about to be a party 🤘 Tickets on sale NOW fourchordmusicfest.com SEE YOU THERE!

The song on the current @katespadeny commercial is SO PAINFULLY AWFUL I scream and either mute the ad or change the video at warp speed every single time. It is SO BAD.

BREAKING: The Trump administration has begun an illegal bombing campaign of Caracas, Venezuela, striking various parts of the city.

FUCK @Apple for automatically changing the transitions at the end of songs to blend everything together like a bunch of 4 year olds banging on instruments in an echoing room 😤

The same witches scrolling through Twitter right now:

@CodyHar22575356 @nolen_powell @mask_bastard @queenie4rmnola I’m a woman and you’re the one I’m laughing at

@nolen_powell @mask_bastard @queenie4rmnola tHiS hAs BeEn SeTtLed. He had multiple lethal doses worth in his system. You are a sniveling weasel of a man. Women literally laugh at you. You think by wearing progressive like a badge of honor you'll get a crumb of pussy from a pink haired non-binary fat chick.

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

I love this band more than I love myself😭😭😭😭

Bonus map: 2024 if everyone expect non-college educated whites could vote And this really just shows how utterly reliant Trump and the GOP are on that voting bloc

NFL Red Zone, for the LOVE OF GOD, MUTE THE OTHER ANNOUNCERS OF THE GAMES YOU JUMP INTO.

Trump signs American flag, violates flag code on 9/11

“Why did they fact check Trump more than Harris?” is high performance level dumb. It’s like looking into a mirror and asking why there’s suddenly another person in the bathroom

Perhaps men are too emotional to be President.

I’m sorry but the richest man on the planet casually telling a woman he’s not dating that he’s going to put a baby in her is so skin crawlingly creepy I don’t know where to start

@AmandaDimig @JarettSays Who the fuck doesn’t want to be called a cat lady that’s some boomer shit lmfao

@jorbador @JarettSays Fixed it 😆

Taylor Swift - a “childless cat lady” - has endorsed Kamala Harris

@AmandaDimig @JarettSays If we’re talking about the actual type of pussy he grabbed, trust me, most would rather be eaten (with consent)😌

“Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people and clearly he’s having a very difficult time processing that” She just killed him.

imagine trump getting shot and his security yells “donald duck”

Welp, Percy Jackson fuckin sucked