The Human Typhoon

I don't care. This is hilarious. 😂

@Lassegaf_1 Imagine being the driver. No thank you!

"POWER IS SHIFTING TO THE MIDDLE EAST." 🇮🇷Iran will soon launch a new attack on Israel and its allies. It will be a dangerous attack, a Bunker Buster Bomb. This bomb cannot be detected by any radar or Iron Dome. This bomb can destroy at least two or three cities at once.🚀

@ksorbs @RealDeanCain Voting for a communist government is the true sign that the people have become lazy and what others do for them

This is what communism does. This is Cuba:

@ksorbs @RealDeanCain This is what depends on others to solve your problems and take care of your everyday responsibilities looks like. You shouldn't put your hands in your future in the hands of anybody or any government. This would look completely different if the people are truly independent.

Picture this, folks: It’s a sweltering 5 PM in Bern, Switzerland. The sun is roasting the cobblestones, your tie feels like a noose, and the mere thought of squeezing onto a sweaty tram makes you question every life choice that led you here.But not for the legends of Bern. Oh no. These absolute geniuses clock out, strut straight to the riverbank like they own the Alps, and perform a magical transformation. Off goes the button-up. On goes the swimsuit (no changing rooms needed—Swiss efficiency, baby). Then they unzip their secret weapon: the Wickelfisch. This bright-yellow, fish-shaped waterproof bag is basically a floating treasure chest. In go the laptop, wallet, phone, shoes, and dignity—sealed tight, ready to bob along like a loyal sidekick. One deep breath… a solid leap. And SPLASH! They launch into the Aare River—the crystal-clear, glacier-fed expressway that’s colder than your ex’s heart and cleaner than a fresh Swiss banknote. The current grabs them like nature’s own Uber Pool and whisks them downstream at a perfect lazy pace. No paddling required. Just floating, arms spread like they’re king of the world, gliding past medieval bridges, the fairy-tale Old Town perched dramatically above, maybe waving at fellow river commuters or yelling “Prost!” to the guy with the inflatable flamingo. Fifteen glorious, traffic-free minutes later—refreshed, cooled off, and probably grinning like idiots—they spot their exit stairs (marked like airport gates because Bern thinks of everything). They clamber out, towel off on the grass, slip back into dry clothes from the Wickelfisch, and stroll the last five minutes home feeling like they just left a luxury spa, not the office. No honking horns. No delayed trains. Just pure alpine bliss with a side of “we’re basically mermaids now.” That’s how the denizens of Bern beat the summer heat and the daily grind. They don’t commute home. They float home like legends.The rest of the planet is seriously doing it wrong. (Next time it’s 95° where you live, just remember: somewhere in Switzerland, someone’s turning rush hour into a river party. Go with the flow, my friends.)

The Turin shroud, brought to life by AI

@realericmoutsos @Enigma1008 First off don't tell me how I should feel. Don't start paying attention to the news in the time of disinformation and act like you know what you're talking about.

🚨The United States of Israel Strikes Iran.

@charise_lee @Enigma1008 What a weird f****** video and a weird person you are

Everyone sees it‼️

@emma6USA @TheGrayRider It's whatever but why is it such a sweet story if you robbed a nest?

Let’s have some good vibes for Saturday. Love parrots. 🦜

@LePapillonBlu2 @corblanksma Where are those missiles flying off too?

I think many people don’t like Trump.

@WallStreetApes @TinAZ67 They're charging that much because you're paying that much.

McDonald’s used to have 29 cent hamburger and 39 cent cheeseburger days every week Now look at their menu prices A hamburger is $4.49 A McDouble is $5.79 .29 cents in 2000 is only .55 cents adjusted for inflation in 2026 The price increase isn’t inflation. It’s greed

@AesPolitics1 @corblanksma I was going to call you dumbass for falling for AI propaganda but then I looked it up using AI and it's true. Yeah that's pretty f***** up

Worst president ever

@Nuked4Every1 @1OgOutlaw Must have been serious if they had to call in the One

@Real_Ames @KatTheHammer1 You wear a necktie at the base of the neck not the base of your chin

So which one is the correct way for these dinosaurs to wear their tie??

@Time4SumAxShun @mcgmouton57 @WhiteHouse

@human_typhoon @mcgmouton57 @WhiteHouse No 1,000,000

"Based on the tremendous interest shown, I will be directing the Secretary of War, and other relevant Departments and Agencies, to begin the process of identifying and releasing Government files related to alien and extraterrestrial life, unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), and unidentified flying objects (UFOs)..." - President Donald J. Trump

Wow. Our military is even more powerful than I realized. This also explains the psychological and cultural warfare that’s currently taking place in our country….

@Time4SumAxShun @mcgmouton57 @WhiteHouse That adds up to 300

@mcgmouton57 @WhiteHouse 💯💯💯

@archaeologyart @NickSzabo4 Are we talking about the same people that dance around a meteorite? Can't be

For years, villagers around Marmaris treated this pyramid as the tomb of a muslim holy man; young conscripts even took handfuls of its soil with them to the army as a lucky charm. later the Greek inscription on the doorway was understood: it is the mausoleum of Olympic boxer Diagoras.

@PATRIOT2117 @BobsLane1 My little buddy.

If you love dogs, leave a dog meme! Or, even better, a picture of your own dogs! Here’s mine: ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

He got abandoned by his own mother, but he doesn’t know that the whole world loves him. x.com/fluxfolio_/sta…