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how it feels explaining morals & principles to a grown adult

can i please just sit on the edge of a crescent moon like once in my life

I hope everyone develops a night time routine

The Nintendo Game Boy released 37 years ago today.

i used to think jirachi was real

link is making bad choices

I’m cookie fiend.

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.

NFT’s are temporary. Fortnite skins are forever.

Nuclear Armageddon pending and here I am in Excel

“I hate this job” *gets paid*

forced to use excel is the real final boss

goodbye $300 hello 3 groceries

🚨: For the first time, we are observing plants breathe in real time.

your honor you lowkey had to be there