Jacob John

@Mnyika_1 Famous last words " She is different'

Wambo from Kirinyaga has been my girlfriend since year 1 in campus. The time to present her to my family came and when I did it the family didn't show her the facial expression. They called me to a secret meeting saying no husband has gone to an old age with a murima beb in our land Nyanza. All the Murima bebs that were married to our people killed the husband and took their kids ,changed their names to murima names and took all the properties. I have never told this woman anything, she is 5 months pregnant and I think she is not the type ok kikuyu women that can kill a husband. She is a different breed. My family concluded that I should never go back with my girl to their place . I have decided to live with my woman in town . So help me God

@outsydlookinin @Fbillionaire__ Mzee ebu explain niget hii part. How does it happen?

@Fbillionaire__ Rudi BHW utapata zingine cheap tubaya

The site that I buy and resell servers from is closed 😅. I have over 50 clients who have active subscriptions. What a start to the morning

@Kalasinga_ Ile siku golf iliacha kushuka coolant ilibidi nisake mech Sato like 😒 wtf

You will replace and it will continue disappearing. Its a VW. Just drive with coolant in the boot and top up like you do fuel. 😂😂

@mbiti_mwondi Weeh bana hizi vitu unatoa wapi?😂😂hapa I pay 10 times for what you get? This is exploitative ban

5 months later I’d still recommend very affordable and good speed!

@NjeriBt @Hitormisssince Heeh you just gave opportunity to the wrong guys that all there is to it l. We genz work bwana

@Hitormisssince Kabisa

Sasa sijui kama mimi ndio mjinga.. or what. Lol. Couple of months ago a guy on here reaches out. Needs help with university fees. Says he's always dreamt of being a lawyer but keeps having to drop out cos of fees etc. I toy with the idea of hiring him, paying half his salary to the uni..and the other to him..

@DrWhiteW mkuu nmekua pale dm bana

Hahaha, 1-CCISD April BootCamp student (three weeks study) making more than a senior high school teacher having studied 4 years.

@DrWhiteW Mzee shall we talk pale dm bana 😂😂

I told you folks, KCB alone can do small equity trading of ksh 1.2b way larger than the size of a prop firm largest account and they trade professionally and consistently but no, black rock is not after them neither are market makers but you with groundnut pieces of equity way less than a months wages of a factory worker in New York city and low win rate hallucinating that market makers want to kill you or are tracking you down are the earliest symptoms of schizophrenia.

@DrWhiteW Hapa I support bro fully, if gava can't keep us safe , I guess we can on our own

Another reason I always say, Nairobi county should be a free-to-carry county. That means, we should be able to use a firearm to shut down nonsense like this.

@mbiti_mwondi Mjomba mm niko hapo umesema I wish hata age niko hapo , guidance kiasi nislide to billions ,,😂😂show me your ways I add some German somewhere men

Hakuna real job hapa just tweet for fun and start thinking of ways to create something for yourself,uko na internet na I believe laptop na there’s AI that’s where you make real coins. Mimi your “Katheu competitor” Ndio nmeamka nlilala 5am Leo after za Kabej zimeingia and I am again sitting on my desk mpaka around 5am I look for another $800 ya leo alafu niingie Hello Jua hapo Ibiza mpaka 10am, watu wamekua wakilala na kuwetdream kwa kitanda waamke wakiniita mlevi hushinda kwa bar and create Mbitikimo memes using the same AI. Sometimes I wish I was in my early 20s with time and energy kutafuta coins in the contemporary setting is fairly easy in a clean and verifiable way you don’t need to scam anyone lakini wewe uko hapa simping and worried about women who don’t give a fuck about your existence. There’s nothing sweet like having a few millions in your 20s under your name purely based on putting your brains to work,you’re way better than the Politicians and the Gold scammers people worship out there! Vijana you need to change or perish!

@ItsChanzu @JLencodes @jothefu_1 Swali n Moja at how much ? What cost! ?

@JLencodes @jothefu_1 I'm watching Masters on Hulu,I have youtube TV the content on All streaming platforms is different and High quality. Disney +, I have access to most Cable channels as well.

I wekad a VPN on my TV and the access I have is crazy 😮‍💨 Africa always gets the short end of the stick.

@Kalasinga_ Wacha niongeze VW engine hizi chiwawa za estate zitajua 😂😂

Kalasinga unsolicited car advice. If you own pets (especially dogs and cats), never buy a Volkswagen. It WILL leak coolant and your pet will drink that coolant and die. You can't even rush your pet to the vet coz the damn car is leaking coolant.

@Briankariu alafu pia nagonga 8 nikifinya proper excess😂😂

@Briankariu mm nagonga 17-18km/l mzee golf

All along I have been the problem? Nafinya hadi napata 7km/l in town!? I could have been living in Thika in a 3 bedroom with own compound and guard at the gate for 30k instead of living in these concrete slums in Nairobi!? Weeh.

@DrWhiteW @niccohmakNasdaq km on the ltr n alot mzee si ka moti

@niccohmakNasdaq 5 si hapo utabidi utembee na mtungi extra hahaha.

Full tank ni how many litters?

@Urunzii Mnafanyia wapi mzee ?

Repainting a Nissan bluebird for 200,000 is wild. Use that money to buy an extra Nissan bluebird because the one you have is going to suffer gearbox & engine overheating soon.

@mbiti_mwondi @ogwellas Eventually ulikuwa allowed kuwork mzee?? Did one contract nangoja ya programming bana haifiki

@ogwellas Yeah man

@HarunMbaabu They have bro , outlier has been as far I can remember , mecor and the likes

Aaah, so AI agents are now interviewing candidates—interesting 😃

@akoratana @matei_zaharia @pbailis @rauchg @zoink @drewhouston 100x

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@alexmwanzo Penye unatoanga hizo vitu inafaa useme pia mzee

Back at it

@Brittan02193068 @stillthuginn What do u use ooh?

@stillthuginn Waplog in 2026😭

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