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that gap in my resume is from when i was live tweeting sports

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

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@mmbm4sure You bought the game?

#missyou 🥲

He’s gonna so be good in the CL

man fit broke but at that moment still rich pass 90% of girls wey dey call am broke

i no dey form nonchalant for where gbedu dey play o, i gats sing along abeg

@WaleTheWarlock @notthatcrazyfr Im crying 😭😭😭😭

@notthatcrazyfr Like why would you open your two eyes and sell that shit to someone

that backwoods hoodie is actually a crime against fashion 😭

@itsgodwinjay @SirLeoBDasilva @Immanuel0006 Not in any world will that happen gyokeres even has a worse technical skill set

@SirLeoBDasilva @Immanuel0006 Not really, Brentford get a lot of transitions because teams go all out attacking on them and don't respect them. Gyokeres would score more than him if he was playing for brentford

Nah this Igor Thiago guy is a horrendous footballer. I pity the club that would bite.

When Michael Jackson debuted the moonwalk while performing "Billie Jean" at Motown 25 (1983)

the things una dey call swag these days, i don’t understand

Feeling inferior because of a phone is weird sha. It’s a serious self esteem issue.

“Open play assists” and it includes side passes at the halfway line and the scorer took the ball on a run. You really think that’s better than a pinpoint cross from a freekick or corner? 😂😂😂

I no fit fall my papa hand dawg,E don too try for me

na second semester dey spoil uni students life pass for school

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

nobody fit good to you pass your mama

That ASUU strike,we been dy like two or three months, President say he no sabi say strike dy. 😂

Something crazy happened on my street yesterday. A man who just moved in generously bought 5 streetlights for the street, only for some unknown area boys to show up demanding money. Omo, me and my neighbor step out sharp sharp 😭 If na fight, make we just kukuma fight.

no go aura farm for where you suppose mingle yami