Henry Lowe

@anon_opin Lots of dirge rock bands mentioned, but Snow Patrol are the dirgiest of them all

There's no ongoing success story more baffling than that of the Sterophonics. Thirty pedestrian years of the same plodding numbers, sung in the same plodding whine by the same plodding fucking potato. Name a worse act with this long of a career. You cannot.

@FootballInT80s Saw United 3 times at Maine Road that season. The 5-1 in September then both semis. 3 of the most memorable matches I’ve ever been to

08/04/1990: The other semi-final was at Maine Road between 2nd Division Oldham and Alex Ferguson’s Manchester United. 2-2 after 90 minutes. Barry Davies is superb, as was the entertainment… “This is the stuff of schoolboy comics”

@FootballInT80s Barry Davies was a poet of a commentator. Completely unmatched before or since. Going to the match with mates in 88-90, watching Fergie’s Fledglings, aged 14-16. What a time to be alive. What a tie this was at Maine Road

Did I accidentally shove a fistful of LSD up my arse or did this really happen?

@stusfootyflash 1-1, “Thank you very much for beating Leeds” sung to the tune of the Roses chocolates advert. Big group of city fans near us in the Stretford Paddick

It’s 34 years to the day since the Manchester derby took place at Old Trafford. And from that match, here’s a short story of wreckless tackles, retribution and a red card. Ladies & Gentlemen, I present to you, Neil Pointon vs Ryan Giggs…

Finally, after 20 unsuccessful ballots in a row

@CantonaManc @westburyred Yes, after a streak of 20 unscheduled ballots

Has ANYONE got Chelsea away? Something well bent going on here.

Happy two year anniversary to those who celebrate. twitter.com/redmancdesigns…

Those of us who have known the truth about Bruno Fernandes have said 'there's him & then there's everyone else'? Here is the proof of that quote. In a league where goals are so hard to come by, he is a living, breathing hub of creation. This is absurd.

SESKO, CUNHA and MBEUMO agreed to join MANCHESTER UNITED without UCL Football Now, they're single handedly taking MAN UNITED to the UCL DELAP, JOÃO PEDRO and GARNACHO joined CHELSEA due to UCL football, now they're taking them to CONFERENCE LEAGUE 6 PLAYERS, DIFFERENT MENTALITY!! 😂😂

What’s your first United starting 11? This was mine. Leighton, Martin, Bruce, Phelan, Robson, Webb, McClair, Hughes, Wallace. Bench, Robins and Blackmore. Bet some of the older reds can even guess the game from this

Big win = Big comms. It's as simple as that.

The odds of parachuting down and being attacked by kangaroo is very low, but never zero.

@LegacySiu Mark Hughes

Name a player that played for Manchester United and Barcelona. You can’t.

@FootballInT80s Love it when wingers go on the outside then go direct for goal and score, using raw pace. Used to love seeing Daley and Kanchelskis do it

I’m not a Villa fan but at the start of the 1990s I used to love watching Tony Daley play. Incredibly fast and direct, he was box office. This goal, 36 years ago today vs Luton, is a prime example of that.

@ILoveSnooker_ I would have proudly announced “played for and got”

Is this the greatest fluked escape ever? 😂

@carl_thompson70 Regularly spend time in Leeds and Liverpool and Manchester is a lot dirtier and scruffier in comparison

Manchester is a mess. I remember seeing how bad it was getting in Berlin ten years ago and hoped it wouldn't happen here. It did, and will get worse.

@LegacySiu Darmian and Rossi

Name one Italian that has played for Manchester United You can’t