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@jeff43186311989 Crazy that Americans don't clear a bowl when they toke

I can tell that it’s causing discomfort when I refuse to look at my phone idly in public spaces. But I’m trying to bring back just looking around

BREAKING NEWS: Helping Cancer patients is now ILLEGAL in Canada, as Alberta Premier Danielle Smith punishes over 9000 Cancer patients for exercising their "Right to Try" with Ivermectin My Cancer work in Canada is officially done. I'm moving to Florida and will work there. 🙏 Helping Cancer patients is now illegal in Canada. Health Coaching of Cancer patients is now illegal. Naturopathy is now illegal. Using Ivermectin and repurposed drugs is now illegal. Doing podcasts and videos on Health is now illegal. All punishable by up to 2 years imprisonment. Canadians have no idea what has just transpired and what Canada has recently turned into. The actions of Canadian authorities (pictured below, including far left extremist woke bureaucrats of the Alberta College of Physicians and Surgeons) amount to attempted murder of Cancer patients who wanted cutting edge options for their disease. Canadians, your options are all GONE. Please STOP asking me for help at this point. You could have and should have stopped the Canadian authorities from doing any of this. There were plenty of opportunities to do so. Now it's too late. Of course, Premier Danielle Smith's Alberta government can stop cancer patients from being harmed and reverse all of these actions within 24 hours. But they won't. They intend to kill every last Cancer patient instead. We are documenting these deaths as they happen. I've done all I could here, in Canada. I've gone above and beyond. When my Florida Cancer Clinic opens, look for me then. It will be BUSY💪 Good luck everyone! God bless 🙏

@4thOfJuly365 I mean definitely not. Moses apparently stood for hours praying/concentrating that it would part and it did. A gigantic tsunami/wave was never present

I bet this is exactly what it looked like.

1984 just became a reality in Canada @WiretapMediaCa catches lying Gary explaining how warrantless search, spying and monitoring is now legal in canada. Get a starlink and a VPN because the political witch hunt about to begin

Not really, because it's always about character vs. visual. If you need to see yourself in a character to feel represented it means you are incapable of finding commonality with behavioral traits. It's why a massive chunk of men of all races and creeds align with characters like Superman or Goku. Because they embody 'representation'.

@SteveSkojec Considering I'm genZ and have experienced those things in early childhood, I'd say since always?

Since when did Millennials have Walkmans and land lines?

Colby covered this months ago

@nostalgiafkninc Nah it was definitely Ozzy at Back to the Beginning

This is the closest anyone’s ever come to singing at their own funeral.

@ThomAquinas77 @VladTheInflator This seems like an extremely poor written bromance🤣

Now compare this to how two men greet each other. Man 1: "Hey" Man 2: "What's up?" Man 1: "You suck!" Man 2: "What? F--k you!" Together: (laughing) Together: (they punch each other in the shoulder) Together: (more laughing) 99% of men much prefer this. The other 1% of men is gay.

When you accidentally log onto a corporate meeting 5 minutes early

@RoyRogers_HTMS I mean I like it but really it's just King Crimson with about 1% of the innovation and a gimmick

@bourbonislife80 A microwave cover holds the heat within the cover to heat up the food better. That's why they're a thing. Not interchangeable with paper towel??

The microwave cover battle has begun!!!

@xwanyex People who depend on the baseline opinion of their fanbase for their career? No not at all

Isn’t it on some level kind of strange that artists and musicians and actors are so politically conformist?

@EdKrassen ....they're redacting the girls face sitting next to him, probably because she's underage

This video from the Epstein files appears to be taken on an island (Perhaps Epstein island). In it, the DOJ attempted to redact a man's face but failed. Does anyone know who this man is at the end of the video?

Joe Rogan: “CNN turned me green… and MSNBC made him handsome... They made him handsome so people would be more sympathetic to him getting shot.”

@thedulab You probably just have shit taste in music

Is it just me or does music not hit as hard anymore? Used to be such a snob with my playlists and took immense pride in being ultra tapped in. Think this started changing around 2023 ish and now my Spotify minutes continue trending towards all time lows Idk just feel like most stuff hasn't been that unique or exciting for a while relative to say late 2010's / early 2020's across all genres. Or maybe I'm wrong and there's some greater spiritual shift at play causing me to put more of a premium on silence

The Patron Saint of Comedians died telling a joke. "Turn me over, I'm done on this side" St. Lawrence was a Deacon in Rome. The Emperor ordered him to hand over the "Church's treasures." Lawrence brought him the poor and the crippled. He said: "These are the treasures of the Church." The Emperor was furious. He ordered Lawrence to be grilled alive on a gridiron. After suffering in silence for a while, Lawrence famously called out to his executioner: "Turn me over. I'm done on this side!" He died laughing at the tyrant. You can kill the body, but you cannot kill the joy of a man who knows where he is going.

#BREAKING: Minnesota Signal group leader identified as Amanda Koehler, A ‘Protest’ organizer & campaign strategist for Tim Walz.

When my buddy ⁦@JimBreuer⁩ had the balls to do this comedy bit during the lockdowns, I believe it was the funniest, and most important comedy in the past 20 years! Jim is the MAN✔️

I am so glad that the media has been covering Greenland non-stop, so nobody learns that the Federal Appeals Court found the Liberal Government guilty of abusing and misusing the Emergencies Act. By unanimous decision.