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Does the Jewish god allow “doggystyle?”

Do the K-Pop demon hunters ever get embarrassing cystic acne? 😕

Don’t invite me to sum shit and have the audacity to tell me what to wear! You know I’m popping out the crib in sweats, a wifebeater and my chain, dawg, damn! 🗣️

Hypothetically, is there some way we could seal these guys inside some sort of concrete cube?

@LargeRatGirl Haha yeah and Stewie and Broan andQuagmire 😎 Bad. Freaking. A$$.

@hyperboreangel like from family guy?

I just heard the news about the Chicken Man… they blew him up last night, in Philly… I feel fucking sick… What the hell?

Honestly if you’re from Philadelphia, FUCK. YOU. For what you did to the Chicken Man.

People who liked OBAA think they’re the smartest people alive. And me? I’ll never watch it, because I think I’m better than them.

Oh, that’s YOUR based chudette? Then why’s she laundering MY West German milsurp?

My soy Reddit guy boss who makes pathetic power plays against me all the time has begun parking in my parking spot every day.

I want a Happy Mael with the boy toy please

Asking the McDonald’s cashier for the I Love You Meal

The Oscars In Memoriam ignored him but I cannot. He was my friend. I put him in five films. In early January I buried James “PJ” Ransone after he committed suicide… He was a complex, funny, talented, and undeniably reckless person. He was wildly alive and deeply loved. I know he said some infuriating things online, but the last time I saw him, he cried with regret for all of that. “I didn’t mean to hurt anyone’s feelings,” he said. Please don’t trash him here. He is dearly missed.

Asking a goth girl for her Reddit username

is it dangerous to bring him into my house?? 把他带回家会不会很危险？？ #我的刀盾

When I enter the dojo, my multitudes unfold. As I practice with my sensei, I am not just me. I am the fury of the tiger, the conviction of the jihadi, the cunning of the Jew, the strength of the U.S. Marine, and the honor of the samurai.

창작에 긍정적 사명감을 가지는 사람들이 부럽다. 창작은 정병찐따들이 폐쇄병동에 안 처박히게 막아주는 미술치료가 아니었던 거야? 이것저것 배설하며 버티고 있는데 옆에서 '사회의 악영향' '창작자의 책임' 운운할 때마다 "내 펜대 꺾어놓으면 뒷일은 니가 책임질래?" 같은 생각하는 게 아니었다고

I was there when Mary was giving birth to Jesus. Actually, I streamed it on Instagram Live!

He wants a bite.

My nephew (who is LGBT) was abducted by aliens and they laid eggs in him.