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@byrnebabyybyrne Yes! I did that for my ex recently also! (he landed the highest paying job he’s ever had btw)

@StephTuittRules @ohpixiedust It’s a bop

@ohpixiedust Found it finally. brobible.com/culture/articl…

I cannot believe that the entire internet has been scrubbed of the "Smallest Man" diss track. How is this even possible?

Seeing the Northern Lights is a lot like seeing Prince at Paisley Park was like. You aren’t going to see them/him if you don’t try, but you can’t get your hopes up. You go through a lot of effort and hope for the best, but you can’t be disappointed when it doesn’t pan out.

In case you’re wondering what my personality type is like, I have 3 sets of AirPods and each of them is missing 1 so that should give you an idea.

FTR Kirkland has some nice clothes

What’s your favorite song on the new Billy album so far?

People wearing flip flops in public - what are you doing?! Put those dogs away.

You can add “How old are you? I bet I’m old enough to be your daddy” to the list of “Pick-Up Lines that Do Not Work”

@uprightmann @Victorshi2020 *ad

@Victorshi2020 This is a dumb add.

Oh my goodness. This new Kamala Harris ad is so powerful. Hadley Duvall tells how her stepfather raped her when she was 12 & then she became pregnant. But girls now can no longer access the care she got because of Trump. Billie Eilish closes the ad. Watch.

if you're shitting bricks because a Trump golf course isn't a safe place to be, wait until you hear about every school in America

Should I get out of bed for the lunar eclipse?

I started some strenuous Spanish lessons* (watching Love is Blind México)

can’t believe cbs is showing all of these drone shots of the burned down and completely destroyed Minneapolis

Just a warmup for the Mpls show no doubt

So many hot men with mustaches at the G00se show last night but I was being professional so I didn’t even hit on a single one

Just peeked ahead and November will have 3 pay days, hell yeah

@DemitriRallis Yay! I’ll be there

@hystericamn yes

If you’re going Goose tonight come see me at the bar on the front right - closest to the food and smoking patio! P.S. the Armory is testing out some THC drinks from CANN this week. So if you’re into that, please be sure to order so we continue to serve in the future. Honk! Honk!

@DemitriRallis Hell yeahhh. Are you playing? 👀

@hystericamn ill be at Glueks for the after-party 🤟

@maxxpowermn Options are 2mg and 5mg

@hystericamn How many mg per drink - 3, 5, 10?

Can’t stop cackling at my coworker calling Casey Anthony “pretty, but like Florida pretty”