Adeola

if na woman dey make you depressed, e no go better for you.

I day try achieve am like this, I day the mad man phase. But person tell me “I like your hair” for work yesterday, so I’m good

Atletico go do am for me, fuck Barca

Code is so cheap now. Something you spent years trying to master, now models can do your tasks way better than you ever will, in 2 minutes. crazy times

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MR WORLDWIDE 🌎

let be known that wizkid is the first african artist to be with diddy. sources say he even spent a whole week at his mansion and if you pay attention to this video, you’ll notice he wasn’t walking properly. don’t say anything, just repost for the whole world to see this! 😂🫵🏾

Active like mad o

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Who ugly there ?

My uncle just called to tell me to get married. He got married at my age. I asked him if Tinubu was the president when he was my age. The pressure don dey increase small small 😪

My friend Rotimi bought a car he had no business buying in 2019. Tokunbo Camry. 2006. Big boot. Leather seats with a crack on the passenger side he covered with a towel he called temporary and is still there today. He drove it off the lot in Berger like a man handed a small country to govern. We called it the Landlord. Not because it was fine. Because it acted like it owned everywhere it went. That car changed our lives in a specific way none of us planned for. Before the Landlord we were 4 men in Lagos doing what young men do. Complaining about traffic from inside danfos. Eating at bukaterias because they were close and Mama Ngozi knew our orders. Talking about things we were going to do someday in the way people talk when someday feels safely far away. After the Landlord we had no excuse. Rotimi showed up one Friday at 7pm outside my flat and said get in. I asked where. He said Ibadan. I said for what. He said suya and a drive and stop asking questions. We called Femi and Kazeem. Both in within 20 minutes. We drove to Ibadan on a Friday night talking absolute nonsense for 2 hours. Kazeem argued the entire way that Rotimi was driving wrong. Not dangerously. Just wrong. Wrong gear changes. Wrong AC. Wrong station. Rotimi said it was his car and Kazeem said it was everyone's car now and that was somehow accepted as truth without further debate. We found a suya spot near Dugbe at 10pm. Old man. Iron skewer. Newspaper wrap. The kind that makes you angry because you know you'll spend the rest of your life comparing everything else to this moment. We sat on a bench outside and ate with our hands and argued about everything. Football first. Then money. Then which one of us was most likely to be successful. Kazeem voted himself immediately. Femi said Kazeem's definition of success was suspicious. Rotimi said he was already successful because he had a car and none of us could argue with that. We drove back at 1am. Kazeem fell asleep before we reached the expressway. Femi was on the phone with someone he refused to explain. Rotimi drove and I sat in front and we talked quietly the way you talk at 1am when the others are sleeping and the road is empty and Lagos is something you're returning to instead of something you're inside. He said he bought the car because he was tired of waiting to be ready. Said we all kept saying when things are better we'll do this when things are better we'll go there and things were never better enough so nothing ever happened. I said that was the wisest thing he had ever said. He said don't tell Kazeem. Many trips followed. Port Harcourt for a wedding where we ate bole and fish by the roadside for 45 minutes and nearly missed the ceremony. Benin City once with no plan, just driving, found a restaurant that served the best ofe onugbu any of us had tasted and sat there 3 hours ordering more than we could finish. A beach in Badagry that took 2 hours to find and was worth the wrong turns. The Landlord broke down 7 times across all of it. Twice on the expressway. Once in Benin at midnight. Once so dramatically in Ibadan that a mechanic came out laughing before he even looked at the engine. We fixed it every time. Stood by the road eating whatever was nearby waiting for the thing to be sorted. Rotimi would say she's resting. Kazeem would say she was never built for this. They argued while Femi and I found cold drinks. Last month Rotimi sold the Landlord. New owner came and drove it away and we stood in the compound watching it go like we were seeing off something that had carried more than just us. Rotimi was quiet. Then he said we did good with that car. Kazeem said the car did terribly and we overcame it repeatedly. Femi said same thing. We laughed on that compound for a long time. Then Rotimi said he was getting a bigger one. Kazeem said God help us. He wasn't complaining.

@69LifeCode @CspIniedu He no go even answer you, them know wetin them day do

@iamcomputer__ @CspIniedu Guy no mention location Make he just come Kubwa Plenty random stations full there 😁

Invite me to your city, let's visit any of our formations. #bailisfreechallenge LOADING! #

@69LifeCode @CspIniedu Make he go the one wey day Arab

@CspIniedu Come to kubwa police station sir. I will secretly record and share the results here. I won’t tell you the main police station, we’d just randomly go there.

Okay, Shawarma vendors let's do this. Bring your best shawarma lemme test. The one that taste more delicious will be selected and compensated.

Chai

In 2022, Deng Youcai's wife was left paralyzed by a brain tumor. She asked him to let her die, but he refused. He became her full-time caregiver, spent over ¥2m (~$280,000), and danced everyday in front of her to cheer her up until she finally recovered. Unconditional love❤️

Rich people's risk level is higher, not because of karma.

a moving man will meet his luck 🥀

Today, I saw a soldier and I just felt pity for him. So you mean you used your personal money to buy these uniforms? You wey day serve the country with your life