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I think I’m funny 🤷🏻‍♂️

@iAmDelFreaky

#USMC Veteran, Lover of #CraftBeer, #NFL, #WWE, & #BBQ - My tweets are 98% nonsense.

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I think I’m funny 🤷🏻‍♂️
Hey everybody, I just finished the 30 day yoga challenge and it was easier than I expected. In fact, I bet I could go another 30 days without doing yoga.
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I’m not saying my fart stank, but I walked into my own fart cloud and saw the devil. Ok, it stank. Like, really bad.
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Bob Heller@Bob_Heller·
Del Taco is just a regular taco with Del's dick in it.
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TAY MELO
TAY MELO@taymelo·
😋 been a while ..
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Smith@SmithCommaJane·
Wait .....how do the citizens of Gotham call Batman in the daytime?
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Piece@Piecezilla·
[yelling over the music as we dance] I SAID, IF THIS WAS A TUESDAY I'DVE ALREADY BEEN ASLEEP FOR 4 HOURS
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Me: *calls Kenny* Come on, come on, pick up! Kenny! I messed up, man! I started counting my money while sitting at the table and everybody is staring at me! I don’t know when to run! WHEN DO I RUN, KENNY? I’m gonna run, man, I’m gonna run! *starts running* Kenny: Who is this?
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Me: I remember when people used to care about what I sa... Waitress: *walks away, mid sentence, without my drink order*
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Boyd's Backyard™
Boyd's Backyard™@TheBoydP·
If I started a rock band I would call it Pink Boyd. Obviously
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TAY MELO
TAY MELO@taymelo·
A beautiful disaster 🥀
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Just Bill
Just Bill@WilliamAder·
Direct Deposit: $1,400. Me: *Asks JLo out on a date*
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Him: So how many times have you farted on my pillow. Me: Just enough to give you double pink eye. Him: *eyes glued shut with gunk* If I could see right now...
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Bob Heller
Bob Heller@Bob_Heller·
[The Adventures of Mammal Man and Squid Dick] MAMMAL MAN (jumping out of his Mazda and waving): Hello... SQUID DICK (pointing at his own crotch): Look at my disgusting dick
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