Robyn Nissim

In my early 20's I started a satire Twitter account fuelled by negativity... It exploded at reached 90K followers at its peak! Today I wiped the account and claim it as my name 😍 #NeverTooLateToStartOver

Calling all @Delta Flight Attendants 📢 Apparently, you need some new undies?? We're gonna hook 100 of you up. Reply with a photo in your Delta uniform and we’ll DM you a promo code for a free pair of undies on MeUndies.com. Internet, do your thing.

@MeUndies @Delta Let’s goooo!!!! ✈️⚡️🍑

Tennis > Pickleball

I’ll never get over not being able to find X when I look for this app in my phone. #RIPtwitter

Mediocre men need to stop shaming world record breaking women. All men need to stop putting down women. Men, love women. Didn’t your mother teach you better?

Not surprised @joerogan was the only one to speak about her without judgement and an open mind.

Watching the @Simone_Biles doc on @netflix and all of these middle aged men who literally have done NOTHING admirable with their lives commenting on her mental health being a “poor excuse” is disgusting. I hope they all get blasted with shame after the world sees this 👀

I have never been one to rush through summer, but the Afterlife @SphereVegas roll out has me ready for NYE 😍⚡️@anyma_eva

Season 6 of @sexandthecity is the best season ever written and produced. Period. I’d be willing to get into an internet fight over it 💯

Stop wasting time thinking about the monsters that may or may not be up ahead. Focus on the moment.

I just sat down on the couch to watch Episode 4 S4 of @bridgerton and put in a $50 @Instacart order to prepare for a long binge ONLY TO LEARN ONLY 4 EPISODES HAVE BEEN RELEASED 😔 Talk about an upset 😭

If you met them today, would you want to keep them in your life?

@RadioGenoa That’s definitely Hollywood @MayorOfLA I hope you’re proud of this “safe” and clean city you’re running 🤡

What USA city is this?

Cool cool thanks to the 1 person who voted 🙏🏽 Anyone been love bombed?

I wish I had a use for this platform and following. Any of you interested in learning about social media or my dating life? These are the two best topics I can offer 😂

@MattWallace888 @Travis_in_Flint Live and let live bb

LOVING @RepFeenstra's proposal to Congress in efforts to stop US dollars from going to extremist groups 💯 More of this, please!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE KEEPING AMERICAN UNIVERSITIES SAFE!!! @RepBethVanDuyne We need more leaders like you 🙏🏽

@profgalloway @billmaher @RealTimers Just for men? 😆

Online dating has been disastrous, especially for men. #Tinder @billmaher @realtimers

@RyanHoliday Generally you put before in the left and after on the right… it’s basic storytelling. Left to right. Just like numbers and words and reading.

11 years, 2 kids, 15 books, and 1 bookstore between these photos…