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@iLydWilly

Stick your nose in a really old book and take a whiff. That's the good stuff right there. (This account is 100% personal, humorous when possible.)

Indianapolis Katılım Nisan 2009
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If there were ever a time the world should care less about celebrities releasing videos of each other, it's right now. Ugh.
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Am I the only 20-or-30-something on Facebook not trying to pimp face care products out to my poor friends who just want to watch cat videos?
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How am I supposed to work when I'm watching Donald Trump smacking kisses to his friends in the crowd?
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Obama and Justin Trudeau hang out with a baby and many ovaries explode in sheer delight. bit.ly/1RC5VDb
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@NBCNews, hey guys, you know it's "lies," not "lays," right? I never say this... but, for shame.
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I'm pretty sure Beyonce stole her Black Panther Party outfits from this season of Empire, everybody. Empire rules.
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There's a point in every woman's day she hits, when she just wants to rip her bra off her body. I have now hit that point.
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Finding out I paid $55 to @USPS to get a PKG to my Aunt by the 23rd. She never got it. Great way to start 2016: With frustration and anger.
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Super annoying when people tweet "BRB." You don't need to let us know that. This is not AIM in 2002. Just *not* tweeting is fine.
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Flo White@iLydWilly·
Trying not to be too gloat-y about #MartinShkreli getting arrested and resigning as Turing CEO but it's really, REALLY hard.
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Nothing worse than forgetting to put on deodorant in the morning, and then remembering you already wore this shirt so it stinks.
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Flo White@iLydWilly·
I love my husband. But when I know he's got a work party on a Friday night, you know I'll be whipping out my "all alone" lady behavior.
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Lady journalist trick during particularly sad news weeks: Going 3 days with the same waterproof mascara. Nice smudgy look that's cry-proof.
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You know what? FUCK Donald Trump. Fuck him with a 10-foot pole for making fun of the disabled. His supporters need to be shot into space.
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When you can smell someone's coffee breath from where they're talking 10 feet away, it's time to bring a toothbrush to work.
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If we refrained from putting this asshole's image up on the web and "delving into his past," it might prevent the next mass murder.
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I didn't think this KY clerk story could make me more annoyed, but seeing Ted Cruz's face outside that jail is seriously... a barf-o-rama.
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Flo White@iLydWilly·
I wonder how many phones are broken as a result of chucking them across the room when autocorrect changes "fuck" to "duck" 10 times?
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Now that there are 50 (50!!!) women who say Bill Cosby drugged/raped them, can we finally agree he's the world's biggest living asshole?
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I'll be glad whenever it becomes acceptable to eat Cheetos with a big ol' spoon, because this whole "orange keyboard" thing is not working.
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