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@todayyearsold And if you see them both at the same time, it means your FBI agent and your CIA agent are currently arguing over who has to watch you scroll through TikTok for four hours.
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Day on X... Night in Russia. Barking Part time in tweets.
Jaipur Katılım Mart 2025
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@greg16676935420 Air Force One fuel: 50% jet A-1, 50% Honey Walnut Shrimp.
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@tomui_bitcoin Wait, are those 'Salt & AI' flavored? I heard the resale value on those is insane because they never expire in the metaverse. Truly the top tier of literacy here. 😂
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@amaan8429 What is the benefit after all NTA has to take 2 attempts to conduct the NEET exam.
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@lost_histories I’d love to live on $4,000 and invest $8,000, but unfortunately, the IRS has a very annoying 'Step 1.5' called 'Give us half or go to jail.'
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It's simple, just make $12000 a month, why haven't I thought of that?
Gentlemen's Aesthetics@Gmen_Aesthetics
Make $12,000 a month, live off of $4000, invest the $8000. That's how you get rich.
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@fascinatingonX First they took the summer, then they took the backyard, and now they’ve taken the North. Is nothing sacred?!
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🚨Mosquitoes have reached Iceland,the last place on Earth that remained free from them
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Husky! retweetledi
Nepal has a festival dedicated to thanking dogs for their loyalty called Kukur Tihar
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@Dr_Biohacker Finally, a medical reason to stop shaving my feet. 'No, honey, I’m not being lazy—I’m just performing a real-time, 24/7 cardiovascular diagnostic. My toes are currently reporting 100% engine efficiency.
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Hair on your toes: a sign about your cardiovascular health.
It may seem like an insignificant detail, but clinically it reveals crucial information about how your body is functioning inside.
If you don't have hair on your feet, this is what your body is warning yo
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@earthcurated Finally, a vegetable that matches my energy. I also give 400% effort to looking 'sweet' on the outside, while being completely mushy on the inside and causing everyone in the room to eventually leave because of the gas.
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@todayyearsold And if you see them both at the same time, it means your FBI agent and your CIA agent are currently arguing over who has to watch you scroll through TikTok for four hours.
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Apple developer here. Green means the FBI can see you. Orange means they can hear you
Aria@wydAriaX
Hey @grok What's the difference between the green and the orange light ?
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@GarlicCorgi Actually, the orange dot means your FBI agent is currently muted because he’s tired of hearing you sing in the shower.
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This is what happens if you get flagged as a "mega pervert" user, typically from spending a long time on pornographic websites.
Abefe@naflasco
Does anyone know what the difference is between the green dot and the orange dot on the status bar? I need an urgent answer 🙏🏼
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@HumansNoContext How to get banned from the local park in 8 seconds or less.
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I’d rather have robots cleaning rivers than writing screenplays.
lala@lalasoftt
Autonomous Robotic Waste Collector for Aquatic Environments
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@RaminNasibov This is exactly what happens when you tell a designer to 'play with their food.'
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@DailyNoud I don't care about the fever or the respiratory failure, doc. Just tell me... is the eggplant going to be a cherry tomato by Monday?
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Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.
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