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@nut_history Nolan Ryan.

Other than the obvious Bob Gibson and Drysdale - who is the first pitcher you think of when I say “chin music”?

@KalamCenter -131

Interesting puzzle here. What do you think?

@Headshok1962 Nah nah nah, fuck that guy. Too soon, bro.

IYKYK

Friendly reminder: Donald Trump lost Minnesota three times 🎩 🏒

@DJG6940 @monsterhunter45 Apt Pupil (1998), with Ian McKellen and Brad Renfro. In your defense, a pretty forgettable movie, but it WAS a movie.

@monsterhunter45 Yep. Love how Leftists point out Different Seasons. They point out the two stories they've seen on screens, but conveniently don't mention Apt Pupil. They've never read the collection.

Since I'm still getting barked at by pearl clutching weirdos about my comment yesterday about "banned books" everybody with a functioning brain knows that just because parents don't want to spend their tax dollars subsidizing liberal authors to stock public school libraries with torture porn, and the book is still legally available literally everywhere else books are sold, means that book is not "banned". And most "banned" book displays are just left wing virtue signaling for marketing purposes. Like most liberal causes its a fake ass moralizing narrative disconnected from reality where they get to play the victim and the rest of us are bullies. Manhattan publishing LOVES when the school board in Somnambulant Iowa says they don't want to spend their limited budget buying copies of The Illustrated Guide To Fisting for Trans Middle Schoolers, because that's great marketing and all the blue haired weirdos are now religiously mandated to go buy a copy to stick it to the chuds. Libs tried their best to get writers like me booted out of everything, but it'll be a cold day in hell before you see any of us showing up on any of these banned books displays, and we all know it. Stephen King was lying his ass off about how that particular novella collection was all about "friendship" or WTF ever he claimed. The friendship story has prison rape as a subplot, but the real issue was the story about an escaped nazi war criminal teaching an American teenager about the joys of rape, torture, and murder. As you can imagine some parents get hesitant about giving stuff like that to their kids... just like Stephen King himself did when he banned his own school shooting book, Rage. But it was okay when he did it. If a school board said they didn't want to buy one of my books because they thought it was too violent for kids, I'd say, okay, cool. Not being a dishonest histrionic dork, I recognize that's their choice, and not being in that one collection does not in any way make my book "banned". The book in question is still available in every store, can be ordered online, and is in most public library systems. No law is broken if you possess it or share it. But to a liberal NOT buying their shit with tax dollars to give to children (even if their parents think it is inappropriate) is the gravest sin imaginable and you are all basically nazis. Well, except for Graham Platner obviously. Stephen King says he's alright.

@BradRTorgersen Morena Baccarin. Absolutely gorgeous.

Okay, so, here's a question: of all the actresses, models, etc., you're aware of in the past 100 years, who would you cast as Helen of Troy? If you had the ability to literally cast anyone? This is supposed to be a woman of extraordinary poise, presence, and beauty, capable of moving nations to war. 🤔

@ThrillaRilla369 Dierks Bentley, How am I doing. Worked really well during mine lol

What is the perfect song to play at a divorce party?

@ThrillaRilla369 I never got a helmet until I was on a three wheeler.

We weren’t raised. We were released into the neighborhood with a bike, a questionable helmet, and a “be home before dark. Tell me I’m wrong 😂

@SirBylHolte If I have to flirt with dudes to have copious amounts of sex with Morena Baccarin, IDGAF what you try to label it.

Help me understand: Deadpool is openly gay and constantly flirts with men - yet he's still a massive fan favorite with a combined box office of $2.91 billion worldwide. But Supergirl just told potential viewers that yes, Kara might also be bi... ...AND SHE FLOPPED at $116.1 million worldwide. So what’s the difference? Why did one character become a massive success - while the other FAILED MISERABLY?

@Headshok1962 I can fix her.

Yep

@AngelaBelcamino Fifteen minutes, tops.

Prediction time: How long after the bronze monument of Charlie Kirk is unveiled in Times Square on September 10 before it’s vandalized by hateful leftists? My guess: Under 24 hours. What’s yours?

Americans are once again watching in horror as Trump’s lawless federal agents took another life - this time in Maine. We must seek accountability and justice and an end to this madness.

Deport Sneako I doubt I'll get 2 likes, people say the most random shit on this app.

@DrewHolden360 Do you feel the same way about Pete Rose? Serious question.

Annual reminder that what the MLB did keeping Barry Bonds out of the Hall of Fame should be criminal.

How would you respond to her?

@harveyspistols @Kuenemanjohn @Sixty130Racing @JingoJango01 Sometimes.

@Kuenemanjohn @Sixty130Racing @JingoJango01 It happens

Tou Lue Vang does not deserve to be deported.

@KaeHahn1 @miikebates @GuntherEagleman I understand the statistics, I just think the graphic used is next to worthless for communicating them. And then it tries to be cute with the tag at the bottom.

@iThello @miikebates @GuntherEagleman Out of the overall population it’s measuring.

🚨 INSANE: Actress Jenifer Lewis out here claiming White people are “killing Black children” like it’s 1860. Ma’am… the numbers don’t lie, the vast majority of Black children are killed by other Black people in Democrat-run cities. Maybe stop pushing racist conspiracy theories and look at the real crisis: fatherless homes, gang violence, and soft-on-crime policies destroying these communities. This is peak Hollywood delusion. Clown world!

@Tooleman6 @Michele_Tafoya I agree 100 percent. I understand remembering and honoring your heritage, but if you are here for the benefits of living in America, assimilation isn't a suggestion, or at least it shouldn't be.

@Michele_Tafoya We shouldn't encourage it, we should require it..."Theodore Roosevelt’s assimilation policy demanded that immigrants fully abandon their native cultures and languages to become "nothing but Americans".

“Abraham Lincoln remarked that although America’s many immigrants were not descended from the founding generation, by accepting the Declaration’s principles they become ‘as though they were the blood of the blood and the flesh of the flesh of the men who wrote the Declaration, and so they are.’ This is how immigrant assimilation used to work, and could again if we encouraged it.” @NRO nationalreview.com/corner/the-smi…

@miikebates @GuntherEagleman LMAO you think those add to 100%? Because they don't. Are you using that new math? The one where 2+2 equals banana? Because most private school 4th graders can add your "statistics" up and get 200%.

@iThello @GuntherEagleman Try Again. Then ask a private school 4th Grader.