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Don’t say anything, just repost!😂

@zee_orero I was busted by cops last night with a spliff of zaza Take care guys

That Kenrail towers is a mess , last week we encountered some undercover cops and they were moving mad.

@MediaMK @kevini_e Hustle sasa should work on this asap. I was embarrassed last night

Hustle Sasa systems failed last night at Muze and the ticketing agent at the door chose to label me a 'fraud' anyway, it got resolved, but I'm not letting that slight slide. Naah

Arsenal 3-0 Fulham Everton 2-1 Man City

[🚨] NEW: Liverpool could face Barcelona in a friendly in Nairobi, Kenya on 8th August, although the fixture remains only one of the options being considered and is not yet confirmed. [@sport]

Shimzas euphoria, is like black coffees Rapture.

Nimemiss kuenda Koda. 🫣

I hope this is the last time we’re getting involved in a title race with Manchester City’s Pep. It’s tiring physically, draining emotionally and exhausting mentally. Pep Guardiola needs to leave this league.

Nalike hizo video zenu za Funky Qla na wivu mingi sana😭

Trust the process💔😟

🐐 🙌🏾😅 @RealBlackCoffee 🇲🇽

@LethaboMakgoba @254Vostie I feel your pain Bafethu

Yeah this was the most painful ticket drop ever 💔 Even I couldn’t secure a ticket 😭⚰️

@Saleemmumo We MUST

@i_amwitie We must be SEEN.

I've just bought my Gondwana ticket, now we wait.

Gondwana dropping tickets mid-month like my budget wasn’t already on life support 😭

@_Mohkay @Kurlycheeks 😂😂😂

@Kurlycheeks 😂😂😂it was 18 minutes jameni

They’ve seen life is about to get hard for us and they released those tickets and they sold out in less than 5 minutes even after turning on notifications.. 😒

@_Ndunge_ 😭😭😭

2 minutes and phase one is sold out? Really gondwana? Really?

@DarqueCity Yauna. Please play it next time you come to Kenya.

What song or moment introduced you to DARQUE?

🚨🎙️ Jose Mourinho on Tottenham Hotspur’s Relegation “Tottenham? They are a club with a disease. They sack the coaches who actually deliver. Pochettino gave them a Champions League final — gone. They did the same to me days before a cup final. And now? They win the Europa League after 17 years without silverware, thanks to Ange, and what do they do? Sack him 16 days later. No loyalty, no vision, just excuses and a big stadium. They betray the men who fight for them. One day this will catch up — maybe not relegation tomorrow, but they will keep falling until they learn: you don’t build success by destroying the winners.”