fork on the left

geese and big thief play on the same night in austin will that be like an indie civil war?

@_dang_danny Geese

September

January

@_dang_danny Proud of you

@i_dont_pullup been holding my tongue fr

My timeline was just silksong before yesterday. I was protected and experiencing childlike wonder. Now I half the country mourns a nazi??

The new HEBs are great but there’s something about having to park in a garage and take an escalator up that makes me want to die

Server laughed a little too hard at my joke

Jimmy buffet really did make a bunch of bangers idk how he did that

i can't believe a good thing happened

Getting Goodreads usernames at dinner I’m not socially challenged

@_dang_danny Blink month

May

@DallasZoo @DallasStars To get this approved is incredible 🫡

There’s a responsible way to dispose of oil... Then there’s the @DallasStars way. Good luck tonight, friends! #DallasStars #TexasHockey

@NHL @EdmontonOilers @DallasStars @espn @ESPNPlus @Sportsnet @TVASports Delete this or I’ll reveal racist tweets shared by the corgi 7 years ago

Paws of prophecy. 🐾 #StanleyCup The Western Conference Final begins TONIGHT with the @EdmontonOilers vs. @DallasStars at 8p ET on @espn, @ESPNPlus, @Sportsnet, and @TVASports! (🎥: IG/aircorg)

Never thought I’d watch a cowboy fancam with mom jeans playing over it

What a frustrating series this has been. Jets have been playing good hockey. No disrespect at all to the Stars but I actually thought the Blues were a tougher opponent through four games in round one. Oettinger has been insane and the difference. Props to Dallas for finding ways to win, but to quote a certain captain of a different Canadian team… DIG. THE F*CK. IN. RIGHT F*CKIN NOW!!!!

@drysdalestars Goose I love you see you in round 2

THE MOOSE IS LOOSE FOR GOOSE Y’ALL

@SlavBritt Okay but let’s revisit this

Why do hockey goalies always look so sad 😔

Got a blizzard after seeing lcd sound system never kill yourself

@drysdalestars Sophie says thank you goose

everyone say thank u goose!

@FrannyHarold Green

What y’all think yoda smells like?