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One thing I’ve not heard much of in the debate about who should be Prime Minister of our country is the human being at the centre of this, & his family, & the effect of this on them all. The vitriol is off the scale. Show some humanity. People we disagree with are not enemies

Bad day if you have blue hair, a face full of jewellery and a cock in your knickers

Omg, I nearly wet my knicks 👄😂🙊😂👄

I’ve just voted green in the locals and now I’m off to make sexy times with a disabled trans woman of colour called Brian. Allah Akbar!

@Keir_Starmer Time’s time pal!!!!

These are tough results for Labour. There’s no sugarcoating it. We’ve lost brilliant Labour representatives who’ve stood up for their communities. People are still frustrated. Their lives aren’t changing fast enough. We haven’t offered enough hope or optimism for the future. I was elected to change this country - tough days like this don’t weaken my determination to do that. They strengthen it.

@MBrundleF1 Coked off his tits!!!!

In 30 years of broadcasting I’ve never wondered what a branded microphone sock tastes like. There’s some very funny people around 🤔

I love Mo Salah, and he is definitely in my top 5 Liverpool players of all time. But Steven Gerrard will always be the greatest. Not only was he a phenomenal footballer, the best English midfielder this country has ever produced, but he’s a local lad, a Scouser, and that will always be the difference. Players come into the club and the city, and they will always leave and go back home. But Liverpool is where Gerrard grew up. This city is his home. That combination of world-class ability and deep local roots is why he will always be the greatest to ever put on the famous red shirt. Like it or not, we Liverpudlians decide who our legends are, so people need to stop the comparisons between Gerrard and Salah. Because It’s Gerrard, and it always will be Gerrard. #LFC 🔴8️⃣

Fair to say the cameraman got very slightly distracted there 🤣🤣🤣😳😳😳

Welcome to Liverpool, lad🥰

It turns out that if you import millions of people who are taught to hate Jews their entire lives your country becomes less safe for Jews. Who could have predicted this?

Happy @PLACEBOWORLD day motherfuckers!!!!! See you at the bitter end!!

@CultureCave_ Maybe because just grabbing your neck, looking a bit worried and not doing much else isn’t really what casting agents are looking for!? 🤷‍♂️

‘Noah Schnapp officially takes the crown as the least booked Stranger Things cast member after Natalia Dyer landed a role following four years without any projects’.

@TheCinesthetic It’s possibly Vader’s best on screen moment!! We need a film of him at the height of his power and ruthlessness

Darth Vader’s entrance in Rogue One (2016) feels like a horror movie suddenly breaking into a war film. The lights cut out, the breathing starts, and the entire theater knew exactly what was coming.

@david8hughes But when you went for a poo, what would be invisible????

If I was in lord of the rings I’d have put the ring up my bum and had gollum fish it out with his tongue.

I need a movie where the villain actually won

@billy915 @JakeRammos Didn’t win!! All went back to the start!!!

@JakeRammos Maybe this one?

Name a famous duck that is not Donald Duck

@otokyo__ What about an old tramp that’s shit itself?

agree?

@CelticGossip Like Scotland matters!

If you vote Reform you're a stupid racist cunt. Simples HH

@Arsenal_rep1 🤣🤣

💣🚨: Arsenal is set to receive the golden champions league trophy if they go unbeaten in the champions league, it will be the first in history...