Kevin Fleischman

@jasonschreier I really want to get into it with all the new praise everyone's giving it - but I'm having some weird significant input lag issues that are making the game unplayable. Can’t find any solutions for it 😔

Can i get this app to stop putting “recent post by <someone i follow >” in my notifications tab???

Should i finally get into MTG (please don’t respond if the answer is no)

On Sept. 11, 1973 Salvador Allende, Chile’s democratically elected president, was overthrown by a military coup backed by the U.S. which ushered in a fascist government and the loss of thousands of Chilean lives. Today, we honor the memory of Salvador Allende.

what are we doing here

there are way too many grown people acting like this guy personally shot their dog because he’s committed to the bit

@TanumB_ gonna need suggestions on all the Spots, I’ve been away for too long to know what the hell’s going on anymore

@i_stateside Yeah but think about all the cool Saturday morning breakfasts we could grab!

realizing this weekend is our last weekend in Brooklyn before we start the move to long island 😭

@ColdWrecks A fall out man would not write the line “george floyd / metroid”

It's been 20 years. We can start calling them Fall Out Man.

@JohnDeDomenici my wife and i are maybe, MAYBE about to close on a house and the whole process has been a nightmare. When it looked like it was going south, i started having stress nightmares about having to go back to looking on the market. Good luck, man 😔

Spent my evening taking apart and reassembling my fancy laptop five times, still can’t get it to post. No idea what’s wrong, no idea how to debug it 😔

i am become jimmy, eater of worlds

@TanumB_ Oh hell yeah they’re finally doing it?

If I see a SINGLE one of you fucks shit talking XIV coming to Xbox, it's over for you. Nothing is better than more people playing this game and seeing this story through. NOTHING!

did anyone actually think that the Twitter team was going to pay the @x guy for his handle? What about this company made you think they would do that

@NkosiDwight @JoshuaPHilll No

@i_stateside @JoshuaPHilll This is my reality, and I didn't make up math. Regardless of your crass and disrespectful attitude, you don't get to decide what is or is not a real planet earth experience. Answer my question like you have some manners and common sense or cease interacting with me.

Everybody should watch this so we can finally end this debate.

@NkosiDwight @JoshuaPHilll Cool but this is completely made up math trying to disprove the reality that actual human beings on the real planet earth experience. What is your point dickhead?

@JoshuaPHilll The problem with that "math" is that it is grounded in the myth of scarcity. If I make 100 hit songs, and earn a total of $1 (avg) from everyone who streams/buys each. I get 10 million people to buy/stream each song (or 10 million people to buy all). I made a billion. Am I evil?

@lauriekurth I watched this last year when it was on the TV at a restaurant i was in. It was sponsored by Jimmy Dean. I got very invested

@ryandickman77 @carammorgan @MasonLieberman @SadBoyGothFart @JeanMarcAnjou @Zig2K @CultureCrave @yayforzig People don’t pay to get checks you fucking nerd

@carammorgan @MasonLieberman @SadBoyGothFart @JeanMarcAnjou @Zig2K @CultureCrave @yayforzig I've written a check. Get wrecked.

#SheHulk writer Cody Ziglar says his residual check is $396 He wrote the episode with Daredevil's return (via @yayforzig)