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Just got a copy from @kibeandy the book that will always put a smile on my face always⏳️

You cannot shame the shameless. Commandment #7

Do you lack self control?

BREAKING NEWS: When your income increases, please tell nobody. Improve your life, invest, and keep your mouth shut.

Bro to bro: Cutting grass around the tree makes it look taller.

Bro to bro: Share those money making opportunities here.

Rest when you're rich.

Until a man is financially stable, he is not happy.

Every married woman should pack her husbands lunch. KIBE is fixing marriages

Our president did well by attending Kalasha Awards. Whether you’re wantam or tutam it’s obvious the pull of a sitting president coming to your event has. Shida tu ni ma bladfakn wa TL hawawezi praise anything unless a ka 527 reflects on their Mpesa.

A married woman should ONLY drink alcohol in the presence of her husband. KIBE is fixing marriages

A married woman should sever her husband his meal while on her knees. KIBE is saving marriages

A married woman should wash her husbands boxers without complaining. KIBE is fixing marriages

A married woman should not be asking her husband ANY questions. If he wants anything from her he will communicate. KIBE is fixing marriages

Men who have slept with older women before what's your experience?

Nyanya bado inatuangamisa! Mafuta… fare ndio hiyo Tena. We are working hard in the wrong country mangai 😭💔😂

Where other men carry baby oil and condoms, may you not carry chocolates and flowers.

A Gen Z worker got fired on Friday. By Saturday morning, he had already updated his bio to: “Entrepreneur | Digital Marketing Expert | CEO.” By Monday, his former manager was asking him how to run ads online.

Advise someone once, Remind him the second time, Mention it the third time, If they continue with their mess, leave them alone. Just observe, Let them drown in their own mess. Then when they drown, and they seek your help, don't offer to help, you will drown with them.

Never give a woman too much attention, make sure you are scarse.

The availability of women after you've smashed is unmatched😂