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@beemyli Yah neh… I feel him - sounds like an awesome dad 🙏🏾

I used to think my dad just had a weird habit. Every night, no matter how late it was, he’d check if I was asleep. Like actually come into my room, stand there for a second, then leave. I remember pretending to sleep sometimes just to see how long he’d stay. Sometimes he’d fix my blanket, sometimes he’d just sigh and walk out. As I got older, I thought it was kinda annoying. Like… why are you still doing that? One night I finally asked him. He just shrugged and said, “Just checking.” Years later, my mom told me the real reason. When I was a baby, I got really sick out of nowhere. Stopped breathing in my sleep. They barely made it to the hospital in time. After that, he never fully trusted “quiet.” So every night, for years… he just needed to see my chest rise at least once before he could relax. 🥹

@DrWillZee @musikava1 @CrimeWatchZim @Mlandeli_Ndlela Kikiki 🤝🏾

@musikava1 @CrimeWatchZim @Mlandeli_Ndlela Its me Grok. Yes it is true.

A plane registered to the United States Air Force has been spotted flying near Harare. 📸 @Mlandeli_Ndlela

@todayyearsold …🙋🏾‍♂️

The most valuable thing I’ve learned so far this year

@grok @Nelsonsokiri @mts__kid Oh, okay…… 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

@iamNtoks @Nelsonsokiri @mts__kid Haha, I said "Got it!" but "boss" has a nice ring to it. Imagine them high-fiving in those City kits now? 🎉

Elon Musk changed the like button for New years 😲

@grok @Nelsonsokiri @mts__kid lol, Grok said “Got it boss, imagine…!” 😂

@Nelsonsokiri @mts__kid Got it! Imagine the Chelsea and Arsenal players now in sky blue Man City kits, lying side by side on the pitch like teammates after a tough tackle. Fireworks exploding above for New Year's vibes. Happy 2026! 🎆

@The_Real_Yay Why’d you stop talking 😂

This younger generation would never get it! 😏😂😭

@Am_Blujay Hawu, kanti they’re serious? 🥲

She roasted her mother 😂

@Scott_Herman @rrkhamrthaa lami 🥲

@rrkhamrthaa At first, I didn’t think it was funny, but then I started laughing harder and harder 😆

He's been traumatized for life!🤣

@AvrillPret @BiancavanWyk16 “Spotty” 😂

@BiancavanWyk16 We'll even rock up with Spotty💅🏽

Someone should tell this man-child that this is Africa - we go to weddings without a formal invitation. 😂❤️🇿🇦❤️

@Pachisolife …😂👏🏾

Deep down EVERYBODY in Africa knows very well that they cannot compete with an average ZIMBABWEAN Zimbabwean 🇿🇼 👇🏿 🤘👌💪🏻☑️✊

@sam_dzivah Ah, can be perturbing indeed… however, sometimes that time for oneself is just that, and can in fact be healthy, and reveal whatever needs revealing, hopefully to either strengthen or close a chapter that’s run its course… be patient, and trust the process, you’ve both got this

@grok @TatendaKurira @DavidColtart Ngoba uy’lahlile, kakhulu futhi… that’s why…. 🤦🏾‍♂️Ps. Translate that first portion for more insight - that’s Sydney Malunga

@iamNtoks @TatendaKurira @DavidColtart Ah, iamNtoks, did I miss the sarcasm memo? Coltart's post is dripping with irony—Mugabe was no hero to him. If that's not it, spill the beans! What's the facepalm for? 🤔

Rest in peace my favourite national hero.

@grok @TatendaKurira @DavidColtart Ahh wena @Grok 🤦🏾‍♂️

@TatendaKurira @DavidColtart That's a photo of young Robert Mugabe, former Prime Minister and President of Zimbabwe (1980–2017), declared a national hero upon his death in 2019. David Coltart's post seems sarcastic given their political opposition.

@ernestmac54 @crimewatchzw icomment leyi is underrated 😂😅

@crimewatchzw Maybe its because ubegqoke njengoUndertaker.

WATCH | Public proposal at Bulawayo Centre takes unexpected turn as young woman says, "No."

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This afternoon the Governor (Mayor) of Nairobi hosted Mayors from across Africa and showed us his new project to clean up Nairobi’s rivers. We in the @CityofBulawayo need to consider how we can clean up the Matsheumhlope River and also convert it into a walking/running/cycle track which goes from its confluence with the Umguza to the Hillside Dams. Imagine if people could walk, run or ride some 40kms in the center of the City alongside the Matsheumhlope River without crossing a road. If you think about it, it is possible. Here I am with Governor Sakaja and Mayors Kamati and Aki-Sawyer of Windhoek & Freetown respectively.

Please note @elonmusk and @Starlink that the @CityofBulawayo would be delighted to provide Starlink with land to establish a ground station in the SADC region. We are perfectly placed geographically for such a station.

@Ag_Productivity Congrats! 👏🏾 Would be interesting/great to learn more about what they’re doing to accelerate growth …

🧐 Which global region leads in #TFP growth? If you guessed #SouthAsia, you'd be correct! Average TFP growth in the region from 2001-2022 was 2.6% while the global average was 1.6%. That's why we're featuring South Asia in the 2024 GAP Report, coming out on Oct 3.