Okanlawon Emmanuel Peace

Just Eat It.

Just because a guy carries a situation very well doesn’t mean it’s not heavy on him.

Real niggas don’t have suicidal thoughts you just got to keep living because if you die there won’t be any real niggas left

"There are cobwebs on your hair" Say it with a straight face. Then ask her permission to remove them (She will enthusiastically grant it) Play with her hair a bit, then tell her it's a joke. Reason: Women are very particular about their looks, and assume that most men who approach them, especially when they (the women) look good, is romantically interested in them So approaching to point out a supposed flaw in that appearance instead, while bearing a straight, uninterested face, will get their attention and elicit concern. The effectiveness is less about the line itself and more about the quick sequence it creates, where a moment of mischief and mild embarrassment is followed by the contrast between the deadpan expression that sells the setup and the playful face that follows after the joke is revealed.

Nothing, my bro! I have never experienced heartbreak before but everything changed in 2022 when I joined this app. The stories I read, how women dealt with good men, and how remorseless they were automatically changed how I saw women. I understand not all women are evil but I will never use myself as an exception. If better men with good intentions suffer the most in women's hands, I will be foolish to think I will be an exception. To protect myself from falling in the same category as men who once saw their women as different, I automatically see my woman as the same as every other woman. At the end of the day, i am what I am today because of what women did and are still doing to good men.

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Pastor wey fit follow God drink tea forget to talk about insecuri-tea na wayo EA fraud!!! To the game

We’re called students of English not English students. English students are of England origins while the other are learners of the language. Difference btw lie and lay can be seen in how APC lie all the time and Nigerians lay all their hopes on PO to save us in 2027.

This may not sit well with a lot of people, but as a woman, you have no business with: 🚨Nose piercing 🚨Multiple ear piercings 🚨Tongue piercing 🚨Abdominal piercing 🚨Nose rings 🚨Ankle chains 🚨Dressing half naked for attention 🚨Clubbing 🚨Smoking 🚨Drinking 🚨Sleeping around 🚨Flaunting your body online for validation 🚨Entertaining multiple men at once 🚨Using vulgar language publicly 🚨Making indecency looks fashionable ✅Class, modesty, self-respect, and dignity will never go out of style.

“If you are ever tempted to look for outside approval, realize that you have compromised your integrity. If you need a witness, be your own.” ― Epictetus

just like with weddings, they only love the reception part of it.

She might not be fucking you. She might not be fucking me. But she is fucking. -@RationalMale

Don't test the glass; its destiny is to break.

“I don’t have talent, so I just get up earlier.” — Henry Rollins

There’s an old Chinese proverb that I love: “Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the people doing it.”

1. Your NIN is tied to everything in Nigeria now. Your SIM, your bank account, your passport. Guard it carefully and never share it carelessly online or with strangers. 2. Your bank will never call you to ask for your OTP, PIN or account details. Ever. Anyone who does is a fraudster. Hang up immediately. 3. In Nigeria, a landlord cannot legally evict you without a court order regardless of what your tenancy agreement says. Know your rights before you pack your bags. 4. A car tyre with low pressure consumes significantly more fuel than a properly inflated one. Check your tyre pressure regularly and save money on fuel without doing anything else differently. 5. In Nigeria, if you are arrested, you have the right to remain silent until a lawyer is present. You are not legally obligated to make any statement at a police station without legal representation. 6. Garlic is one of the most powerful natural antibiotics. Eating it raw regularly boosts your immune system, lowers blood pressure and fights infections. 7. If you eat immediately before sleeping, your body stores most of it as fat because your metabolism slows down at rest. Try to eat at least 2 to 3 hours before bed. 8. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The best time to open an investment account is today. Time in the market always beats timing the market. 9. Expired medications do not just stop working. Some of them become toxic and harmful to your body. Check expiry dates before taking anything. 10. Drinking water first thing in the morning before eating anything activates your organs, flushes out toxins and jumpstarts your metabolism. Make it warm for better results. Above all, love God.

Music is too diverse for you to limit yourself to only one genre

Thousand years of religion and the strongest evidence is still “bro just die first”😹

APC will rather share Rice than make Rice cheaper for Everyone. Read that again.

When your intuition tells you to stay away from certain people, listen.

If she’s comfortable losing you, let her.