burntout

Thread of artists from different genres I am listening to heavily

Are the people on that cruise ship really not allowed to get off? That's so fucked up. If I wasn't able to leave the ship, I would at least hope I'm allowed to be getting off!

I'm certain chicken's gotta hate that the most famous chickens are the the little one, the one who crossed the road, and the robot.

@hyxkkimxru Gayties Nostalgia (non-derogatory)

What do we call this genre of media ?

"Hey guys, look we think he's crazy too, but this new guy obviously isn't!" Meanwhile, the new guy:

I don't think all the previously MAGA politicians have suddenly found a conscious. They know Trump can't do a 3rd term so they're disavowing the old king by saying he's crazy, to curry favor w/ the next candidate and to trick voters into thinking the next candidate is any better.

@arvofart I'd love it someone recorded the sound of the audience to see if they're actually laughing at this pathetic excuse for comedy, but that would involve someone buying a ticket to support him which isn't worth it. I honestly feel like he puts a laugh track on the videos he posts.

Holy shit he got bullied into buying a bigger shirt lmao

"No shirt. No shoes. No Service." implies that you can go in Winnie the Pooh style without any problem.

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

I've spent the last week looking for new music that makes me feel anything. I've found nothing and it's getting hard to tell if I'm just unc now.

If I make it to heaven, I may be as bloody as hell. Would You still take me? I'm afraid that You might way, "depart from me for I never knew you."

McDonald's got rid of the buy one get one for a $1 deal. So rightfully, I am going to kms.

𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 Evian out now. Northlane touring worldwide in 2026. northlane.bfan.link/evian

@25YearsAgoLive @askjeeves is this true?

Lego introduces a new brand, called “Bionicle.”

@drjenwolkin They let me do it even when I got average grades (high test scores, low homework turn in and attendance).

It’s wild how they let you raw-dog ADHD your whole life if you got good grades. XO, Dr. Jen

I'm sorry, but this is the craziest metaphor for sex. Like, there's nothing hot about it.

I've decided that my new way of thinking is that each decade of your life should be dedicated to learning at least one thing. In my 30s that thing is going to be the piano.

@cowincrisis Absolute Flash should have been a cow @DCOfficial

that’s why no jeep wrangler ever jumped over the moon

It be that "old man is snoring" typa rain out there.

@OldInternetFeel @Xbox do the right thing twice in one week. @netflix follow suit.

Xbox 360 Netflix Party Mode

My favorite type of Twitter notification is when I get an update on an account or tweet I reported that says there was a "Violation Found" and the account has been suspended 😎 Fuck off with yo racist ass.