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@JamesBlunt Jimmy Quim

Wanna ruin my life? I'm legally changing my name if "Back to Bedlam" 20th Anniversary Edition reaches No.1. Comment your name suggestions below, and the most-liked comment wins. #jameswho

@VictoriaCoren @BBCTwo I just assumed that your child was called Ludwig 🤷‍♂️

I'm re-starting my TV column this week after maternity leave. Very hard to get back to the grindstone, especially since I'm struggling to work out how I'll write about something that isn't "Ludwig". And speaking of avoiding TV shows, Only Connect is on tonight. 8pm, @BBCTwo.

@EmmanuelAcho Land of the free...

BREAKING: The Tyreek Hill body cam footage has been released. And it is about as disgusting as you would expect:

@TherealNihal @bbc5live @MattChorley What is next for you, Nihal? Hope you have something good in the works

It is very nice that you miss me being on @bbc5live in the afternoons but when I started there were a lot of people who hated me being on too (some never stopped). Change is good and so is @MattChorley Politics shape our world.

@joeheenan Obviously a scam. Reported.

2 Oasis tickets for sale. £500 each #oasis

@FabrizioRomano There. We. Land.

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Jadon Sancho to Chelsea, here we go! Loan deal with obligation to buy clause agreed between the clubs. Sancho already said yes as he wanted Chelsea move, deal now agreed between all parties. Man United accepted the proposal and deal is now set to he signed.

@jamesjammcmahon Brilliant news!

Ladies and fucking gentlemen, after 47 days, two operations, one infection, one morphine overdose, too many plates of anemic mac and cheese, some really brilliant care and a really, really, really rubbish bit at the end… I HAVE BEEN DISCHARGED FROM HOSPITAL! Next stop radiotherapy… but first! Guinea pigs! Podcasts! Xbox! Substack! My sofa! Fish and fucking chips!

@popfictionverse @TheCinesthetic Milligan, Cleese, Everett

From left to right (front row): Martha Raye, Dana Andrews, Elizabeth Taylor, Frances Dee, Joel McCrea, Harry Dean Stanton, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Beals, Marlee Matlin, Danny de Vito. (Second row) Olivia de Havilland, Kevin Costner, Cornel Wilde, Don Ameche, Deforest Kelley, Tom Cruise, Charlton Heston, Penny Marshall, Bob Hope, Victor Mature, Elizabeth McGovern, Robert de Niro. (Third row) Andrew McCarthy, Henry Winkler, Anthony Perkins, Robert Stack, Mark Harmon, Faye Dunaway, Buddy Rogers, Gregory Peck, Debra Winger, Timothy Hutton. (Fourth row) Jane Russell, Mike Connors, John Travolta, Janet Leigh, Charles Bronson, Ted Danson, Lou Gossett Jnr, Ryan O?Neal, Rhonda Fleming, Leonard Nimoy. (Fifth row) William Shatner, Peter Graves, Molly Ringwald, Dorothy Lamour, Olivia Newton-John, Cindy Williams, Matthew Broderick, Gene Hackman, Walter Matthau, Robin Williams. (Back row) Ali MacGraw, Burt Lancaster, Scott Baio, Rhea Perlman, Bruce Dern, James Caan, Glenn Ford, Fred MacMurray, Shelley Long, James Stewart.

A large group of Hollywood stars assembled outside the gate at Paramount Pictures in 1987. How many can you name?

@ludensee Bro doesn't replenish 🤷‍♂️

@ElonMNews A

@Aiannucci The flats in bow? I know the flats in bow

Dave, thank you for your service

@PaulKohlerSW19 Done - congratulations.

🚨Three hours left to vote! I can beat the Tories here, but I need your support - so please, go out and vote Paul Kohler🔶

@onomono @VictoriaCoren Hopefully he can spell properly - I am an editors worst nightmare

Has NOBODY done the headline “Stinking In Cologne” ? Honestly, I worry for our newspapers sometimes. Oh duh, Cologne! ? No? Really?

@bigal_art @dank_ackroyd Is this for sale?

@dank_ackroyd Here’s my painting of the iconic moment - up at a bar in the Valley one street over from the initial incident. AHHHH YES, I see that you know your judo well.

‘What IS the charge? Bringing SexyBack?! A succulent SexyBack?!’

@kevpeck1987 @CURSE0FNINTH Nanas party purely for the look on Steve's face when the 'cake' is lifted

@CURSE0FNINTH Sardines - Bones of St. Nick and Nana’s Party

what is everyone’s current go to episode of inside no9 to watch? mine is mother’s ruin and plodding on (still not over it)😩

@rickygervais @godblesstoto Needs more Mr Matey

Making a difference

@Verhulst @FalconsEsport @ImperialHal @Genburten @Zer0OCE As someone said on here before... F the big 3 - it's just big E.

@FalconsEsport @ImperialHal @Genburten @Zer0OCE Congrats boys

Legends Unite! 👑 Introducing the ULTIMATE trio, our unstoppable Apex Legends SUPERTEAM! 🦅⚡️ @ImperialHal • @Genburten • @Zer0OCE #FalconsAreHere | #شجع_الأخضر

@ReeceShearsmith K9?

@kitlovesfsharp @oldspeak1 We do like (tree) choppers