Erinma

Mummy Zee, VDM, etc are prime examples of what happens when society exalts foolish people and put them on a pedestal. Let’s do less of this in 2025.

No "publicly known" habit of the billionaire that you copy will ever make you a billionaire. If it worked, we would have had far more billionaires. The things that make most people rich are the things you should fear the most about them. They rarely share those things.

@Nsukka_okpa 😂😂😂😂

If to say Nigerian economy Dey work, why Regina Daniel go dey advise me and you. Regina Daniel? Switch On camera Dey advise me on how to protest. Regina Daniel oh.

@SportyStacey7 @UnkleAyo 😂😂😂😂😂

@UnkleAyo 😭😭😭make nobody offend you Ayo. Seyi Law don run from you tire but e no work 🤣🤣

"I hope Seyilaw will not go into govt and eat public funds" is a very funny statement. This is why I am very indifferent on the ethos of profiling. Look at him very well, with his punchable face - does he not look like a thief? Also, look at your vice-president. If you didn't know him from anywhere and you suddenly cross paths with him at night. You'd piss in your pants because he easily passes as a ritualist. If @seyilaw1 wasn't a failed comedian and a political errandboy - I can already imagine him in police uniform. Still, as a thief.

@_empighalo 😂😂😂😂😂🤗

NBA Lagos, arise!!!!! 😭😭 Don't waste my sophistication and armed robber salary.

@_Ortodox 😂😂😂😂😂😂

This thing Una dey do this Sharon husband now go make am dey fear to divorce. Person wey dey divorce happily since, now all eyes on him. He'll be shy

General Sani Abacha ruled Nigeria at a time when oil producers were building their countries after the gulf war boom. Whilst Dubai, Qatar etc were being built from oil money into the finest cities in the world, Nigerians were cooking from saw dust stove & getting massacred. Whilst we can argue that Abacha was sanctioned, history shows that some countries turned around their societies during sanctions because it creates opportunities to focus on the local economy. The Abacha family had a chance to become the Al Maktoum family of Nigeria, but chose to steal the country blind. This faux good performance indices can be likened to 10 kids who were given $100 each, while other kids used theirs to build their villages into cities & multiplied wealth, Abacha stole $95, then left $5 for his village after killing many of them. Then 25 years later, children from his village with little sense of history celebrate him for leaving them $5. A complete travesty of a ruler and kleptomaniac dictator!

@UnkleAyo @Moradeyofficial 🫣😂😂😂

@Moradeyofficial That tout that thrives on stolen jokes. "E get one Yoruba man" since 2011. The only thing funny about Seyi is that a woman actually married him. Women will marry anything.

Now that we're having this conversation: Nigerian standup comedians that are ACTUALLY FUNNY are not up to 5. Bovi, Basketmouth and maybe throw prime Acapella and DeStalker into the mix - I'll let you contest the 5th slot. The rest are elevated stage beggars.

This man is 41 years old. Seyi Tinubu is 38. He is making policy suggestions to Seyi who holds no role in government, has no job and calling him “baba.” You people will serve this family for the rest of your lives. I’m disgusted

This is so cruel

Lately I’ve been reminding myself that people - my friends, family members, my colleagues, myself - are human beings. They are supposed to be complex, annoying, layered, and products of their unique circumstances. This has significantly reduced the friction in my -

I became a lawyer 12 years ago and here are some career pathways some of my colleagues who graduated with me have taken. ps: these are from my circle. 1. Finance: They opted for an MBA instead of an LLB and are now a VP in one of the biggest investment banks in the world.

@Munachimsoooo 🤣🤣🤣. You may have to start paying the rent like this

I thought I was the nicer spouse or did they invite the person paying rent? Cos if there is one invite, it should be me naa😩😩😩😩

Another neighbor is having this intimate wedding dinner of not more 20 people in the estate and it is beautiful. They invited Obinna and didn’t invite me 👀👀 I have become Lady whistledown🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Imagine instead of fielding Stanley Nwabali we decided to field a goalkeeper from the 80s because it is his turn. Make we Dey use football sense during election. Religious and tribal sentiments don’t give you positive results. 🚶🏿‍♀️

@Sleemzyavil @_AsiwajuLerry 🤣🤣🤣

@_AsiwajuLerry Nigerian ladies don dey watch ball,.. e don be for us 😹😹

Let me take you through the Penalties again!! RT this if Super Eagles made you proud! 🦅🇳🇬 twitter.com/Okolo_lo/statu…

The gospel !!!

This is what I mean by progressing Igbo culture, and I love what Chimamanda is doing.

I remember calling Airtel customer when I first moved back to Nigeria. I was angry and yelling at a female call rep. The call disconnected, and I called back. This time, a man answered. I realised halfway through the conversation that I was now speaking in a calmer tone.

Na here people wey just dey try find their feet and navigate life suppose dey stay.. but settled and rich family of 5 go here dey pay hugely for low standard living. 🥴