LOCAL NOMAD

@Dexerto You should use my song about Karen’s to promote this hahaha open.spotify.com/track/766a4r4S…

Trailer for 'KAREN', a game where you play as a "Karen" and destroy a shopping mall

Local Nomad Is Redefining Indie Rock Nostalgia With ‘Get Along’ via @RitzHerald hudsonweekly.com/local-nomad-is…

@YSLONIKA tiktok.com/t/ZP86Dbh62/

first footage of katy perry in space 😭😭😭

@Mrgunsngear tiktok.com/t/ZP86Dbh62/

Katy Perry, Gayle King, Lauren Sánchez, Amanda Nguyen, Aisha Bowe and Kerianne Flynn went to space. Unfortunately they came back to earth... #KatyPerry #space

@kirawontmiss tiktok.com/t/ZP86Dbh62/

katy perry went to space for like 4 minutes wtf is she kissing the ground for😭

@GundamIsHere tiktok.com/t/ZP86Dbh62/

The only thing to come from Katy Perry in space is Bezo falling over like an NPC.

Cut it out @katyperry @JeffBezos … #KatyPerry #katyinspace #space #funny #songwriter #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZP86Dbh62/

@dillondanis Wow dude I cannot believe you lost after all that trash talk lol. That sucks.

Fight Night 🥊

I’m sick

@JohnnyNapeman @barstoolsports @StoolBackstage They’re from Virginia not Ohio

@barstoolsports @StoolBackstage Incredibly jealous. Do this in Ohio with hawthorne heights 🥲

Taking Back Sunday playing a backyard house party in Long Island rocks so hard @StoolBackstage

Disclosure just happened. We are not alone. We have never been, alone. United States Air Force officer David Grusch just stated under oath in a public hearing in front of distinguished Members of Congress that the U.S. is in possession of multiple (not one) non-human intelligence cadavers and multiple (not one) non-human technological flying craft. Today's hearing was unprecedented and historic. Planet Earth learned today that we are not the only intelligent beings in the Universe. Today the planet has learned officially that the U.S. has known about these "non-human intelligences" since the 1930s. Sworn testimony included a flying "black cube inside a clear sphere." A "hovering red square, the size of a football field". Objects going from zero to Mach 2 in the snap of a finger. From 12,000 feet to 80,000 feet (which is SPACE) in the snap of a finger. All of this is documented and recorded. According to all three sworn witnesses today, there is not a single nation on Earth that could potentially own this type of technology because, according to today's testimony, our planet hasn't yet achieved the structural material to manufacture an object that can withstand an instantaneous acceleration from zero to Mach 2 in the snap of a finger. Today's materials would disintegrate. Today's testimony of course reminds me of the ancient Vimana and Stupa and Ratha stories of the ancient Vedic texts of India which report of countless of these flying chariots having the capability of being in multiple places at once and disappearing in an instant. Today's testimony also mentioned that no human pilot could survive such instant acceleration from zero to Mach 2. Maybe some Vimana-type antigravity technology could potentially solve this problem? Unless we've all just been duped and deceived by a bunch of crazy people, Disclosure just happened in today's congressional hearing. Today, Planet Earth learned that we are not the only intelligent beings in the Universe. This is so ridiculously exciting. AND! Such a pleasure to meet you!

@SweetwaterSound is Sephora for the Boys.

@erikvinicius5 @Mercagreatidiot @therainvvs @DailyLoud Sorry I watched again that is right

@iamlocalnomad @Mercagreatidiot @therainvvs @DailyLoud Is that off? What was your count?

8th grader fakes handshake and sucker punches his opponent after losing

HUGE beck fan over here, but god damn. The golden age of live music is OVER. I watched this man lip sync the majority of a 2 hour headline set.

@Sasha_fiercey @jzux If you’re on tinder the likelihood of you finding someone genuine is very slim.

If your tinder says “interested in coffee” you don’t have any interests

@BlakeHorner I hate that the 40 year old virgin started the era where hating Coldplay became cool. Coldplay is incredible

Not me bein absolutely crushed by yellow by Coldplay

@BlakeHorner Steve lacy

It’s crazy how some music can be so ass and so good at the same time

@pldemler @ChayaRaichik10 Sorry it’s 2023. Not 2020 anymore. The vaccines are problematic and people who got vaccinated are still getting covid. I got vaccinated and had covid 3 times last year.

@ChayaRaichik10 I am vaccinated and boosted, and I'm terrified of being around you!