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@anon_opin Your friends parents used to lock you in the boot of their car? Do you realise how iffy that sounds?

I used to love it when friends' parents would give me a lift home after cubs and I could sit in the luggage area of an estate car. Ultimate joy. It's a real shame that kids today won't ever get that experience.

@mehercle @KEdge23 I dont understand what disability causes the need for a hosepipe.

@iammark40 @KEdge23 It's for disabled people .

Make it make sense.

@Matt_Pinner Captain berterelli.

Without googling, can you name a famous Italian? 👇

@ivanthecreatorr England vs Argentina is 8pm uk time and played in Atlanta that is 5 hours behind meaning 3pm kick off in Atlanta.

One of the dumbest ideas to have these World Cup semifinals at 12pm on a Tuesday and Wednesday

@YcmiYcmiu @Helen_Whately I have had experience of people with adhd in voluntary work and I have experienced the jobcentre. It’s only an opinion but it is highly likely. I don’t disagree with the idea of encouragement and support but subjecting people to the same requirements is full of risks.

@iammark40 @Helen_Whately You can’t know that.

First Labour MP to put his head above the parapet: Anxiety and ADHD aren't reasons not to work. Work is a better answer than benefits - for the claimants as well as the taxpayer. After saying this for 2 years, I'm glad 1 Labour MP is now showing some sense.

@Helen_Whately @TheSun Why should a safety net be made harder than it is naturally.

Our welfare state should be a safety net, not an easy payday. People are tired of funding a system that pays out to those who could work but don’t. Soon we'll know whether Burnham has the courage to do what Starmer never would: cut the welfare bill. I write in the @TheSun ✍️

@JeremyVineOn5 There are. Anyone between 65 and the new age for state pension who don't have a job.

"There are no poor pensioners." 📞 Gladys from Cheshire says there are enough safety nets in place for retired people, and they should stop "bellyaching" about pensions and winter fuel. #StormandAlexis

@anon_opin Always on my mind is great. The other two are rubbish.

Pet Shop Boys are an incredible covers band. They should've done much more at their peak. Always On My Mind is a blinder of a single, as is Where The Streets Have No Name. Go West is exceptional, too.

@TheophilePeter @narindertweets Its a heater too if you look. So useful all year round.

@narindertweets By a fan for 40 quid. When this heatwave is over this week you'll be stuck with a 450 quid ornament

@narindertweets You found a Dyson fan in stock somewhere?

@JeremyVineOn5 Is it for families or anyone who needs them? Make your mind up.

Should the government provide free meals for struggling families? Andy Burnham is being urged to announce a National Food Service if he becomes Prime Minister, with state-owned restaurants cooking free meals for anyone who needs them. What do you make of that?

@AdamJMatlock I am not defending their comment but cheating was always going to turn people against the usa team. Your you are already out point does not really work considering the quality of the German teams over the years and the quality of the German league.

Sorry. We don't take soccer advice from countries that have already lost. You can root for us against Belgium tonight though.

@mcmorris_john @JeremyVineOn5 Egypt is not out. Although they have Argentina next.

@JeremyVineOn5 In the World Cup Saudi Arabia is out, Egypt out, Iran out, soon only England will be the only Muslim country left in the World Cup 😂 😂

Following England's win, are you starting to believe? England are through to the quarter finals after a dramatic 3-2 victory over Mexico. There were two goals in under two minutes, and Jude Bellingham was the hero. Do you think England can now go all the way?

@JeremyVineOn5 No, not only will Norway be tough they will need to beat Argentina then France or Spain to win it. I will believe if they are winning by three with two minutes to go in the final.

@KEdge23 If someone has 3 cakes and I get 1 that unfairness can be undone by me getting another cake. What does taking away money from kids funded by my taxes do for me?

Worst decision ever. Unfair and unsustainable. Glad the Conservatives have promised to bring back the two-child benefit cap.

@iqrafatma1278 This looks fictitious. Why would the wet patch be so large. Unless he's an elephant.

My kid is way too old for this, and I’m honestly fed up. Every single morning I walk into his room and it’s the same situation, soaked sheets, mattress, everything. I can’t even start my day normally because I already know I’ve got another load of laundry waiting. I’ve tried everything. Cutting off drinks early, making him use the bathroom before bed, even waking him up in the middle of the night. Nothing sticks. And he just shrugs it off like it’s no big deal, while I’m the one dealing with it over and over again. At this point, I’m not asking anymore, I’m telling him. We’re putting waterproof covers on everything, and if it keeps happening, I’m not dropping everything every morning to deal with it right away. I know it might sound harsh, but I’m tired of waking up to the same thing every day and acting like it’s normal when it’s been going on for way too long.

@anon_opin They are meant to entertain, they are not documentaries.

A biopic has zero credibility if it doesn't show the character traits that the bedwetting superfans would prefer to overlook. And that includes noncing.

@KEdge23 I am sure unemployed are waiting in excitement for the news their dole will be doubled. Well you do say more benefits. Never let facts get in the way of an agenda eh?

Andy Burnham is already planning tax rises on the British people. Tax. Tax. Tax. Tax. Tax. It’s always higher taxes under Labour, to pay for more benefits.