Mark 🏳️‍🌈

Valentine’s Day status: someone just tapped me on Grindr and then instantly blocked me before I had chance to reply 😂😂😂😂

Spain sounds good tbf

Yay I found my Twitter login. Hi 👋 you ok?

In todays episode of Grindr is an awful place

@helloimnicholas @BBCBreakfast All so very well put. Thank you for what you do and so so sad that it’s coming to this 🥺

@dnjmsprry Haha nopeeeee

@iammarkomar If it means a lot to you duh

@sxmstxn Hahahahha 💀

Have you ever stepped onto an escalator that isn’t working? Weird feeling that.

@darrylvalc Haha woohooooo

@iammarkomar It's your birthday 😺😺🍕🍾💃

Reply to this tweet with some good news. I don’t care how small, or personal it is to you I just wanna hear some positive shit

@itsleepeart If this doesn’t end in a wedding I quit

I matched with a guy on a dating app who told me he’s a barrister. I told him I wanted to do that when I was younger and for some reason (I’d had wine) sent him this video of me pretending to be a barrister. He’s seen it but hasn’t replied 😂

@HubNutVids Haha I was thinking exactly this!! I wonder if they had to modify it at all

@kgibson97315 Two for the price of one! 😍😍

@iammarkomar In 1 week, I'll be on a mini vacation to see my friend in Maine. And my cat is adorable 🥰

@HouseOfAtredies Get in!!! Hope it went smoothly!

@iammarkomar Erm, last night shift for two weeks? 😊

@stazmac I feel like this is your week to do the lottery!!

@iammarkomar I managed to boil the kettle before the electric went off! Yeah!

@diego567891 Nice!!! What did you do at the gym?!

@shayster57 Oh my god cannot be beaten 😍😍

@AJJB222 Oh yes that is a bit of me! Stunning!

@iammarkomar Nature is peaceful

@DeneezeDenise HAHA DENISE!! This is so pleasing 😂😂

@RobHalfpenny As a certified cunt (cyclist) I can confirm that we hate dickheads with their headphones in too 🤣😝

Forgot how much I hate cyclists commuting on the canal side. I’m forever looking behind me to make sure no cunt crashes into me while I have my music blasting down my ears.

@spiderdave175 Two in one!!!!!! Yes this made my day 🤘🤘🤘🤘

@DeneezeDenise Yes that’s the kind of content I need ✌️😍