nick (larry david)

My new identity

Crochet doing miracles on me

First game a million LOB

@EdHand89 Hilarious tweet phrasing out the gate

Didn't do well (1.1 IP. 3 ER) but a huge accomplishment all the same.

Batting 5th boy I didn’t realize Rangers were so dire straits

Jordan Hicks in his White Sox debut: 0.2 IP, 2 H, 3 ER, FOUR WALKS One of the pitchers of all time.

This umpire has been good, but that was BAD

Making OB say surfside 2nd inning what’re we doing

NESN playing mind games with us now

wtf are these cameras NESN

@redsoxpayroll Cheap John Henry needing his ad nice and big

Ugly and too big on the screen

I don’t like this new NESN scorebug sorry

@Natefisgoatong @tylermilliken_ @alexspeier Why bother he should get full reps as starter

@tylermilliken_ @alexspeier Tolle can’t even go to the bullpen…?

The Red Sox have sent down Zack Kelly, Tyler Uberstine, Payton Tolle and Tommy Kahnle, per @alexspeier. Johan Oviedo and Connelly Early both remain in big league camp.

it just proves that ryan gosling has great chemistry with either a stone or a rock

Someone tried to buy an L when they asked to buy a vowel

Wilyer robbed

@billyT12 @BaseballDoesnt @JonHeyman That’s the thing this was the best they could do

@BaseballDoesnt @JonHeyman You should do a list of all the hits they didn't get next

Pitchers Team USA recruited but couldn't get, per @JonHeyman Garrett Crochet Max Fried Hunter Brown Dylan Cease Sonny Gray Andrew Abbott Bryan Woo

Silver medals is embarrassing

The Red Sox had the best tournament, we will not count the 9th inning of tonight

Waste of a challenge

I blame Mason miller