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@AmazonChique White guys? You just insulted me without me doing anything wrong. Thank you.

Your mom says hi. So does your dad. We’re in a threesome. Bring milk when you get home yea?

@TravelDispatch_ Yes and no, my penis was on the floor. That said, check this out: nomm.xyz/post/173719888…

@iamnomm Looking at the time you sent this tweet means you probably were on the no limit couch I am currently laying on and now I need to go shower.

@TravelDispatch_ you probably did not know, but I make music, too. In the secret. Under my bed. While masturbating. Got a song coming out very, very soon.

Thursday podcast is going to be amazing. Recording is tomorrow. Be ready!

@danzaguy @anchor Maybe we could collab?

@danzaguy @anchor End of American Beauty

@annaxwallace @anchor Go for it!

Somebody stole my voice.

@asknitingupta @donaldglover Oh yeah that guy is well good

I so love this guy it’s not even funny (I means HE’S funny ofc but you know what I mean) @donaldglover ily 💖 twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/…

@TravelDispatch_ @budlight Well, you do look like in your twenties.

Someone in the hostel just asked if I was here in Spain studying abroad and I love her because I’m 31 years old. Also I’m off to go shotgun a @budlight. Might as well ride this high until someone calls me ma’am and brings me back to earth.

I’m a comedian. I reside behind the tears of a clown.

Episode 3 (With Vera Barina) is out now! #podcast anchor.fm/nomm/episodes/…

They say that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Well, I’m pretty sure I got food poisoning. If that’s love, I’d rather have not have it.

Episode 2 is out now where I’m ranting about into the void. Check it out if you are so inclined! anchor.fm/nomm/episodes/…

Going to do an intermediary episode tonight. Got some shit to ramble about before the Thursday episode hits.

Tomorrow, #InfinityWar, you shall be mine

@TravelDispatch_ Well there you go!

@iamnomm Oops. Was wondering where those went.

Ooooh, found someones dirty panties. Amazing.

Could not agree more twitter.com/jackpinches2/s…

There’s so many things that I feel like I should even do an episode where I just rant, alone, into the void.