Kristen Sarra

I got your back in the group chat @meganamram #justiceformegan

When you keep selling yourself a full minute after they’ve already agreed - a memoir

On this date in 1994, Bulgarian seeker Viktor Krum ended the Quidditch World Cup final on his own terms after catching the Snitch. The controversial play gave the victory to Ireland who won 170-160.

No matter what side of the aisle you’re on in America, your vote matters. This is an amazing thing Lyft is doing to get people to the polls.

I have a new favorite town in Montenegro and you should go: thetraveldispatch.com/things-to-do-i… @visitmontenegro

cc: @Maybelline

Steve logistically explaining how his @CardAgainst humanity joke makes sense... “why is she walking that way?” “maybe she’s born, maybe it’s......

A sure-fire way to find out if everyone at the hostel is awake yet is by checking the status of your phone’s WiFi connection

Wondering if @taylorswift13 is going to get another cat and name her April Kepner to help cope with the pain of losing @sarahdrew keeps me up at night.

I only have a few minor comments twitter.com/SoVeryBritish/…

#ImNotAPhilosopherBut I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. But what's the meaning of this @HIExpress? Is a holiday not a vacay? Is inn not just a less-cutesy name for a B&B? Does express not imply efficiency?Can an efficient vacation exist in the ether of our universe?

Hey peeps. ICYDK - I graduated college with a totally practical and useful degree in Classical Archaeology. Bc of this, Ephesus, Turkey has always been high on my list to visit and I just discovered the most detailed guide to it ever via @SlowTravelStays slowtravelguide.com/ultimate-guide…

It's #NationalWineDay so I'm sharing a piece on Calistoga, the Napa Valley town where the cork pop heard around the world put Californian wine on the global map. It all happened back in the 70's with a French-beating bottle of chardonnay: bit.ly/calistogasolot… @VisitCalistoga

This is how you write a headline. #RoyalWedding2018

@everywhereist @OhNoSheTwitnt I would give anything to be a fly in that DM box

@OhNoSheTwitnt I might have a favor to ask you, though. I'm gonna DM you so it's like I'm passing you a note in class. :)

I have repeatedly seen women who are unmmarried or who aren't mothers have their sanity or their humanity questioned. I never see the same thing happen to men who are bachelors or who don't have kids. twitter.com/RealCandaceO/s…

Day 183 of 365: Dispatched Among Preening Peacocks... bit.ly/lokrumpeacocks @lovelokrum @dubrovnikcoast

@AskCapitalOne Thanks for the response. I don't have a landline but I do have a computer....I tried to find a live chat or email address but I've scoured the site and can't find anything!

@TravelDispatch_ Hi Kristen! Our apologies for the message mix up! We're sorry to hear about your card, and the experience you've had while you're away. Do you have access to a computer, or a landline phone? ^CV

@askcapitalone my credit card was stolen and I have a million fraud chargers on my account...the website is telling me to call a number to report but my phone was also stolen and am out of the country alone so have no way of calling. I want to cancel my cc, help!! Thanks!

Told you guys my mentions get weird twitter.com/iamnomm/status…

@iamnomm Looking at the time you sent this tweet means you probably were on the no limit couch I am currently laying on and now I need to go shower.

@TravelDispatch_ you probably did not know, but I make music, too. In the secret. Under my bed. While masturbating. Got a song coming out very, very soon.