The Unbearable Shiteness of Ian

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The Unbearable Shiteness of Ian

The Unbearable Shiteness of Ian

@ianf78

Arguably the greatest mind of my generation with this precise name and Twitter handle.

Hull, England Katılım Ocak 2011
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The Unbearable Shiteness of Ian
Good to see those coronavirus patients apparently doing a tour of the north. York, Hull, Newcastle. Intimate set at Pocklington arts centre tonight then on to a sold-out O2 academy tomorrow, I suppose. Well quarantined, good effort, we're all going to die.
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Ally Fogg
Ally Fogg@AllyFogg·
Think the only thing left for Matt Goodwin to do with his book now is to eat it.
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@SaulStaniforth Now I’m about as far as it’s possible to be from an expert on body language etc, but I watched the first two seconds of this without sound on, and even I could tell she was about to do a fucking great big fib. Here comes a whopper. They’ve sent me out here to lie to your faces.
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Saul Staniforth
Saul Staniforth@SaulStaniforth·
"We've been working with our allies to see the conflict de-escalated" US bombers are taking off from the UK to bomb Iran & Britain is engaged in blocking Iranian retaliation after being attacked Phillipson is treating us like fools
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fishious@fishquichee·
The elephant has developed a sense of belonging in the room
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Pay MPs Universal Credit
Pay MPs Universal Credit@angryaboutbikes·
“Listen to people when they tell you about their experiences” had a good run for about a decade but in 2026 it’s a good way to uncritically absorb a load of horseshit from a malcontent clown
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Bold choice to play a warmup game against the world’s dirtiest bastards, officiated by the ref from Escape to Victory. Yeah, help yourselves lads, snap a few of these cunts, I’ve got twenty others sat up there.
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@Streettough And if you had, you’d probably find better use for it than travelling all that way to watch us grind out an uninspiring one-all draw with Croatia and then possibly get murdered by the police.
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Razor Marone
Razor Marone@Streettough·
A friend of mine in Dallas asked me if I might come to watch England vs Croatia. Sadly I do not have a spare 5k lying about
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Razor Marone
Razor Marone@Streettough·
BA (Hons). Bronze Swimming Badge. 1983 Cycling Proficiency Certificate. Starmer is mostly being recognised as a complete prick mate. I just saw him on TV yesterday apologising profusely for having knowingly hired the best mate of the worlds most notorious nonce to a plum job
Dave Hibbert, BA(Hons), ACTUS, Cert.Ed. Rejoin EU.@Cpass12David

Starmer is now being recognised as a principled ‘anti-war leader’; one who anticipated the potential outcomes and stuck to his principles. Unlike his political opponents who rushed to scoring political points.

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@thatbloodyMikey This just sounds like transparent propaganda to justify getting more involved in the war than we already are. “Look at what those savages have done to our precious economy, now do you agree they must be bombed into smithereens some more”
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@angryaboutbikes This is very much how I assumed snickers were made. This looks like a snickers factory. My rage is un-baited. I would eat a whole big slab of the peanut nougat on its own. Looks great. They’re not mechanically separating chickens here, what am I meant to be put off by.
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Wontwo Badsoup
Wontwo Badsoup@wontwobadsoup·
@ianf78 they dont have the numbers or the mettle to cause a real stink, so long as the left doesnt show weakness
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Razor Marone
Razor Marone@Streettough·
If it’s all so simple and complete common sense that Greg from Octopus and Big Tone are behind it, then why exactly were they not just doing it themselves when in power?
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Paul Eggleston
Paul Eggleston@pauleggleston·
I keep having to disperse a herd of wild pigs from a local large body of water, which is a boar lake.
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P.G. Chodehouse@mynnoj·
@breadandposes they are ok but if you want some sort of concentric meat food the scotch egg is superior
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bread and poses
bread and poses@breadandposes·
A food designed specifically to keep an oversupply of pork storable for longer rather than taste good has fallen out of favour drastically since we invented fridge freezer. More as we get it
Aidan James@mcandidate

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@mypalfootfoot7 @Seanchuckle Hard to know anymore whether these cunts are highly-accomplished professional outrage merchants or just doing it for the love of the game. Find a job you love, you’ll never work a day in your life eh.
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Haldane army faction
Haldane army faction@mypalfootfoot7·
‘In Margate. My cheeks are red. I am shaking’ That’s a great opening line to some sort of obscure indie song. But alas
Zoe Strimpel@realzoestrimpel

In Margate. My cheeks are red. I am shaking. I popped into an exhibition that turned out to be the insane fever dream of an artist called Matthew Collins: ‘Drawings Against Genocide.’ The exhibition is described as ‘drawings… raising consciousness about hell…. Israel is the pure encapsulation of it. Zionism is this terror state’s ruling ideology.’ Shocked by the use of Nazi imagery - the room is full of the Star of David pasted around figures meant to be Israelis and the Jewish ‘lobby’ spewing blood, to say nothing of blonde yummy mummies wearing ‘globalise the intifada’ shirts, I spoke to the artist to share my reaction as a Jewish person. He was instantly aggressive. As soon as I started to say I was shocked and threatened by what I was seeing because it was Nazi imagery, the artist started yelling at me that I didn’t mean anything I was saying. Anytime I tried to speak (calmly) he said: ‘you don’t mean any of what you said, you’re just repeating ‘hasbarah talking points’ because ‘you’re defending a genocide’. On and on he yelled, in my face. I said: ‘if I was a Black person…’ but couldn’t finish the sentence because: ‘you’re not are you?’ On the Nazi ideology point he said: ‘yeah. Why do you think it’s there. Israel are the Nazis’. His breath was disgusting. The crowd began booing and closing in around me, making to shoe me out. I said: ‘fine, get the Jew out’ and he yelled more across the room at me, ‘repeatedly jeering ‘call the police, go ahead, call the police’. I said I would, and the community security trust, which features as a devil in his exhibition. This was met with even more jeering. ‘Yeah, call the CST’ was the last I heard before leaving. Someone snapped pictures of me while I was being shouted at. Short video shows the artist. The longer video, of our final almost surreally disgusting exchange, didn’t record.

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melissa lozada-oliva
melissa lozada-oliva@ellomelissa·
"you will be left behind if you dont start using AI in your writing" where are you all going ... i don't want to join you i don't want to be there.
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