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When I think of Lok Sabha strength being increased from 543 to 850, my first thought is not smaller constituencies, more responsive representatives, and all that. It is - 307 more VIPs. That many more entitled rulers, free tickets, perks, security, expense, sigh.

MS DHONI ACCEPTS ISLAM.

India can only dream of such psyops. During Op Sindhoor, a 12 yr old boy in Jammu had his head torn open after being hit by a Pakistani shell while evacuating. Forget the world, even our own citizens don’t know about it, I guess.

Supreme Court hears a matrimonial case: Husband’s Counsel: we were only living together for 7 months. 1.65 cr I have already paid. What else will she take from me? Wife’s counsel: the wife’s gold was mortgaged. Court: you return her 1kg gold. Husband’s counsel: please put an end to this. Whole family can’t suffer because of this. I can’t afford anymore. My sister was in jail, my father was in jail. Wife’s counsel: as per settlement they should have given the amount as well as the gold. Husband’s counsel: I cannot pay anymore. 21 cases she has filed against my family. Please put an end to this. She’s like Shylock (from merchant of Venice) asking for a pound of flesh. Court: pay 1.25cr (for the gold). Divorce will be granted after the amount is paid.

Time passed, but the vibe stayed. Manjot walks in like he never left and the waiter? Still iconic

Whenever an Indian celebrity dies, my first reaction is of sadness, then that feeling turns into dread knowing that Odisha sand art guy is going to to make their face on sand which nobody can recognise its them.

@aravind @ShivAroor

@ShivAroor Don't forget the aliens. They are coming soon.

War to distract from Epstein. 🔃 Epstein to distract from War.

Muhammed me Aisha se thodi na pucha tha tum kitne saal ki ho

AGRA : TRANSPORTER ASGAR ALI HOLDS PRESS CONFERENCE ALLEGING CORRUPTION BY GST OFFICER NIVEDITA SINGH KILLED NEXT DAY IN MORNING. He was wearing the same T shirt :( Sadly no prime time news on this utterly shocking case! This is a Cold Blooded Murder !!! @madanmohansoni

Ye andha kanoon hai

today is my birthday

Punjab court denies anticipatory bail to civil judge accused of stealing jewellery from another judge's house report by @sofiahsan barandbench.com/news/punjab-co…

@LaxmanSivarama1 @Aditya_nig

@Aditya_nig Who didn’t???

Cricket is not Life. It’s only a part of your life. Attaining Moksha is the Ultimate thing in life.

Let me understand this: I work my entire life, lose money, get back up, take loans, invest in a business, and after years of hard work, I succeed. Then I decide to settle down with a woman who owns nothing. We have children, and later, she divorces me….and suddenly she is entitled to my house, my properties, my money, and even fights for custody of the children I worked so hard to raise? So basically, a woman who is struggling to buy a house can just get married, divorce, and instantly become a landlady? Explain to me how this makes sense.

This is absolutely complete nonsense. Why should they be privileged. It’s the fan who made the @IPL not the elected representatives. Yet they want it as their birth right. In as Asian country recently a minister was sacked for taking two free tickets from the promoter for an important sporting event. He had not declared that he had taken that as a gift.

Postmortem Report of Captain Saurabh Kalia Burns: Multiple Cigarette burns on the body. Facial Injuries: Broken teeth, fractured skulls, chipped noses, and punctured eyes that were removed. Sensory Mutilation: Ear-drums pierced with hot rods. Limbs and Genitalia: Amputated Penis and Limbs. Cause of Death: The injuries were inflicted while he was alive; he was ultimately shot in the head post the torture.

why not

SP chaudhary Aslam talking about badesaab on phone. #Dhurandhar2

Booked movie tickets on District app and somehow unlocked a digital collectible… didn’t see that coming link.district.in/DSTRKT/monkDhu…