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@geordiejosh Only in your head. In football you are nothing special. A ‘one club town’ who has won nothing of note. Let’s face it the real big clubs have titles in league, champions leagues and domestic cups. You have a league cup yes - but that’s not the cup you really want is it?

Who on God’s green Earth do they think they are putting us in the same bracket as them? Seriously? They deserved to win home and away this season, infuriatingly, but in no way shape or form are we EVER, in ANYTHING, in the same boat as that lot 🤣

Is the Internet back on in the reejun of Saudi Howaybia yet? #FTM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg I can’t believe it We’ve came up in the playoffs. They’ve spent nearly 800 million and we’ve done the double over them. Omg man hahahahaha

😥🗣️Pep Guardiola went emotional: “People see football, titles, pressure… but they don’t see the moments at home. I remember one night, very clearly. My daughter Maria… she was crying all night. She didn’t want the family to break. She went to her mum, again and again, asking her to stay. Just a child, you know… but with so much feeling. I couldn’t stay away from that. I went with her. We were both there, asking, begging… not as a manager, not as anything—just as a father and a husband. We both cried. We tried everything. But sometimes… it doesn’t matter how much you want it. She still decided to leave. After that night, something changed in Maria. She stayed by my side always. Quiet, strong, supporting me without needing to say much. She understood more than a child should. And I think… she knew it wasn’t easy for anyone. Not for me, not for her, not for her mum. But she stayed.”

Sunderland remain on course to be the first top-flight team without an English scorer in any competition since the 1890s. That team was also Sunderland, whose Scots-filled side recorded that distinction seven years in a row from 1890 to 1897. #SAFC thetimes.com/sport/football…

@BerekFTMD Lots of plastic mags in Durham - thanks to Keegan and Hall

All my uncles and cousins, my brother in law and my nephews are all County Durham Mags. Thanks to my Dad not following them down that path I’m the smuggest cunt in the family tonight #SAFC

To any mags on my flight to Egypt yesterday I hope I ruined your whole holiday #6easypoints #youvebeenbrobbeyd #makemineadouble #safc

HAS ANYONE SEEN Alan Shearer Ant and Dec Sam Fender Steak Bakes Bigg Market Tim and Matty Healy Jimmy Nail Adam Pearson “Easy 6 points in the derbies” Newcastle Brown Ale Youse divvent undastand man Wor Eddie YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING

🚨BREAKING: The RN party has just won over FORTY French cities in the local elections, including Nice, having absolutely CRUSHED the left-wing alliance This is completely unprecedented… It’s undeniably a REVOLUTION! 🇫🇷

We need a turnaround across Europe

Leeds council is offering counselling… because Nigel Farage is visiting their city. Workers will be offered a safe space… 😂😂🤣😂 These lefty morons are mentally ill.

🇮🇹 Italian PM Giorgia Meloni: “Unlike the Globalist Elites who believe the Government should ‘educate’ the people, forcing them to accept policies they never asked for, we believe in democracy. We SERVE the people, we do not rule over them.” I absolutely love this woman.

Sixteen years ago, one man stood alone on a grassy hill at a music festival in Washington State, USA, and started dancing by himself. People glanced over and looked away. Some laughed. His roommate leaned in and warned him people were filming him. He did not stop. Then one stranger got up and joined him. Then another. Then the hillside tipped. Within minutes, hundreds of people were sprinting from across the field to be part of something that, thirty seconds earlier, had been one man being laughed at in a field. Someone filming from higher up the hill said quietly: "See what one man can do. One man can change the world." The clip spread across the internet in 2009. Entrepreneur Derek Sivers played it at a TED conference to explain how movements actually begin. Not with the first person brave enough to start, he argued, but with the first person willing to join them. Collin Wynter, the man dancing alone, later said he had no idea he had done anything special. He was just tired of watching everyone sit still.

@Artemisfornow I don’t think they are clueless. I think they know exactly what they’re doing and simply do not care about the consequences. They know they have a small window of opportunity and will apply their ideology at full pelt while they can. Bugger the aftermath.

⛔️Brilliant, just brilliant. Before Rachel starts blaming the war with Iran for the dreadful state of the economy… let’s just review February. Public sector borrowing was £14.3 BILLION, £2.2 billion higher than 2025 and the 2nd highest February on record! including the Covid years. All driven by a cluless government whose economic incompetence knows no bounds. We’re refinancing huge levels of debt at higher rates and pissing away money we dont have on Ed's mad projects, insane levels of welfare and bollocks (technical word) Get ready, this is a car crash…and our car has no seatbelts.

@LeilaniDowding @Reuters You’ve been hacked haven’t you - mentally or software ally

@Reuters Oh I’m so grateful they are wiping out oil and gas infrastructure so we freeze and starve the world. Fucking winning

'What the US is doing at the moment is degrading that capability of Iran, and I think that's very important,' NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte said, backing US-Israeli strikes on Iran

Activist: "The water usage for beef is obscene. Thousands of litres per kilogram." Farmer: "That's rainfall." Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The figure includes all the rain that falls on the pasture. The cows drink from the stream. The rain falls whether there's a cow here or not." Activist: "It's still water consumption." Farmer: "Should I stop the rain falling on my field?" Activist: "Grow crops instead. More efficient." Farmer: "This is a 35-degree slope in the Welsh hills. Show me the crop." Activist: "Technology..." Farmer: "To make tractors climb mountains?" Activist: "There must be a solution." Farmer: "There is. It's called a cow." Activist: [checks phone]🤣😂🤣

We must all be tolerant of Muslims worshipping in public. But Jewish people can't go to a football match in Birmingham. See the hypocrisy now.

Brilliant - they are brain washed idiots Well done this knowledgable farmer

It’s not even 7am and I’m surrounded by incompetence. ▪️insane Net zero policy has destroyed traditional “virgin” steelmaking in the UK. ▪️The replacement electric arc furnace isn’t ready and that still depends on our massively expensive energy. (stop laughing at the back) The government’s BRILLIANT idea (this is sarcasm) is tariffs of 50% on imported steel. Making it more expensive. Er … The government is one of the biggest buyers of steel in the country. This policy simply increases the costs of taxpayer funded projects. And increases the price to businesses which will er … push prices up, raising inflation. It’s too early for this bollocks 🤡

Dan Burn trying to get close to Barcelona’s attack. FreeBets.World 🔞