Berek ( not Private Pyle )

Ant’s arrived early #SAFC #NUFC

@alanshearer you ok Poppins mate ? xxxx

@SunderlandAFC @greend1155 Poppins there 😂😂😂😂😂

Thank you for writing us off...

@WarMonitor3 Summer

Why is it so hot today in England...

@SBarrettBar Looks like my current wife burned the toast again

They just double down on this utter nonsense. We see you. We don't believe you.

@BBCNews All these climate cunts WiFi will be down next week when it’s 15 and pissing down ( as forecast )

UK temperatures break May records for second day in a row bbc.in/3PCfSvz

@Sweettalkin53 As my dad would say “ he can’t shout “coal” “

It's going to be another hot day. Grab some tinnies from the shop, apply sunscreen, and enjoy a classic street party. This guy is incredible 🤩

@mnyomb1 London 53 😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 you fucking daft wet wipe

An intense heatwave is now spreading allower western and central europe under a massive dome of hot air. Major cities current temperatures: London: 53°C Paris: 31°C Budapest: 30°C Berlin 31 °C Copenhagen 22°C This is not normal,,,,,,bodies might drop

@GBNEWS I have , when I was a kid we called it Summer

'It's never been seen in our lifetimes!' Meteorologist John Kettley discusses the 'intense heat' hitting the UK at the moment. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604 🇬🇧 Become a Friend of GB News: gbnews.com/support

@Netanyahu_News That clip is about 6 months old you plank

@DailyMirror Fucking clown paper 🤡🤡🤡🤡😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

How Britain will look in 50 years as heatwaves transform the country mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/m…

@metoffice @SIMMO4U What will you be saying next week when it’s 15 and pissing down in Cumbria ?

Today is now the hottest day in May on record for both England and Wales with Kew Gardens provisionally reaching 35.1°C and Cardiff Bute Park reaching 32.9°C 🌡️

Outside the stadium listening to the Metallica soundcheck . The locals will be hating it 😂😂😂😂

@AndyBurnhamGM I bet the junkies are melting in Piccadilly Gardens

From now on, I will be posting a campaign update around teatime every day to let you know where I’m up to. Here’s the first one - hope you find it interesting. Enjoy the evening sun everyone!

@BBCNews Yet they happily let pissed cunts take a flight

Boy with Tourette's refused flight for bomb remark bbc.in/4e1oRQd

@ClimateWarrior7 They haven’t, bullshit Billy

Temperatures have risen 20 degrees in the past 4 months where I am. What do climate change deniers say to this? They have no explanation.

@BladeoftheS Stop spouting shite

For those not paying attention June is the sunniest month in the UK and July is the warmest. It's going to get a lot hotter.

@kmacraeplockton “Halfwits on Twitter “

99% of climate scientists “man made climate change is real” Halfwits on twitter “it was hot 80 years ago!”

@MattBarson2 @TheGriftReport If only he wasn’t a wanker

@TheGriftReport This post just shows how absolutely childish the political and media landscape is. You have just come after someone who simply went out with friends to enjoy the sun and made it all about diversity optics etc. Shit like this is why I got VERY bored of politics!!!

Not only does Owen Jones show a lack of diversity with his "friends" but he also has the crotch of a "Ken Doll"

@SkyNews @LeahBoleto @WilfredFrost Social Media definitely gives you lung cancer

"Is social media as bad for young people as smoking?" Sky's @LeahBoleto and @WilfredFrost discuss, as The Academy of Medical Royal Colleges have increased pressure on the govt to introduce a ban on social media for under 16s. 🎧Listen to #Cheatsheet: podfollow.com/cheatsheet/

Think this is bad? Scientists predict just how hot the UK could get this summer - and say the worst is yet to come trib.al/pF2LsmT