matt charles⭐️
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matt charles⭐️
@iarematthewc
freelance writer sketch comedian washed up smash player @TGR_SMASH @TapUltimate

what do straight + white need to hide about their relationship just some bullshit

im a woman in my twenties who grew up with gen 4 it should not be hard to run into likeminded people irl why are the gen 1 guys still everywhere their time is over they’re done they need to be at home with their families

It’s crazy how on average a woman will have 5 total sexual partners in life but there’s hordes of men who genuinely believe girls are having sex by the hundreds yearly

I think this is very fair considering Americans will make things like spaghetti tacos.

If you watch a movie about a dangerous murderer who is haunting a little girl, the fact that the adult murderer is scary is based on the fact that he is stronger and more ruthless than the little girl. That's fucking power-scalling.


I dislike how many of you go “get a gun!” to some of the most anxious and suicidal people alive. If someone is telling you that they don’t want to carry believe them instead of going “well I’m just built different, I have no problem murking someone in a grocery store parking lot”


Rewatching Regular Show made me realize that Benson was a huge asshole to Mordecai and Rigby at times.

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

Not one grown adult should have to explain to you that in storytelling you have to use consistency when regarding power unless there is an explicit narrative purpose to subvert it. But even then you must convince your audience that it's worth the mental gymnastics.















