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@lekki8721 @General_Somto And your father just begged me for urgent 2k from the 3k oo.

@ibimseng @General_Somto 3k APC edi00t

“I Took a Loan of £75,000 From the UK to Come and Invest in Nigeria Because the Government Said We Should Come Back and Invest. But the Same Government Is Destroying Our Investment. As I’m Talking Right Now, I’m Actually Thinking of Counting My Losses, Packing My Things, Tearing My Nigerian Passport, and Going Back. I Have Friends Who Have Destroyed Their Nigerian Passports Because of Things Like This.” ~ Man Cries Out After His Investment and Business Were Destroyed and Demolished in Abuja Without Any Notice or Warning.💔🤦🏾‍♂️

@DrKalu_ Them don ask am wetin him no fit give, he jejely go him way peacefully 😆

Former Chairman of Kumbotso LGA, Kano State, Hon. Abdullahi Ghali Basaf, who was recently removed from office by the court, has reportedly returned to his tailoring business. Until March 2026, Hon. Abdullahi Ghali Basaf served as the Chairman of Kumbotso Local Government Area in Kano State. Following his removal by the court, he returned to tailoring full-time, saying the profession offers greater peace of mind and a more reliable livelihood than politics

@kckingson2 Hope you reported her number as spam caller😆

One girl I recently started talking to told me we can't have sex until marriage. I asked her if she's a Virgin and she said no. I blocked her immediately. I'm not in for that nonsense.

@General_Somto @lekki8721 You lack mental capacity to engage me.

@General_Somto @lekki8721 No notification was given to you yet you decided to shutdown and start evacuating. Which means you knew you were doing something off. Authorities must have definitely notified you, please stop deceiving the public.

@MrMekzy_ How you go say make I leave the "security " dog😆😆

I’ve not laughed this hard in a while. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Vickyvellyy @MR__Sulaiman1 Asin ehn him wan bend break him back🤣

@MR__Sulaiman1 Make bigwiz just dy give this boy some shows... If baba no fit turn up.. make he send him doppelganger... But this wizzy no dy chill like baba nla at all This na baba keke

@TobiAjayi15 @SemightW We mean stfu, you have no idea what you’re talking about so please stfu and stop misleading people.

@SemightW What do you mean, "you sure of what you're saying"

You'll hear some people saying they used 100 bags of cement to do just the foundation of a 4 bedroom bungalow. This is actually one of the reasons, using cement to cover up the spaces in hollow blocks is very wasteful. Since they're using 9 inches for the foundation, they can use the flat surface of 5 inch solid blocks as the last course of blocks. This will cover up the spaces without wasting cement. If you're not rich enough, please get people who won't help you waste materials that can be properly managed. For any Real Estate consultation, reach out to me 🤝🏾

@boi_tough @MachalaDoctor 🤣🤣🤣

@MachalaDoctor Baba just remember shima way them chop yesterday night na so big laugh hold am 😂

The way Asa Asika dey look Davido, he don sabi say the guy too vsvlexx nah why he first commot his wife hand from him face... 🤦‍♂️😂

@therealmaf_ So he needed you to tell him before he realized his sister was belittling you 🤨. Clap at my wife, I’ll whistle at your husband.

My husband’s older sister has the habit of clapping twice, sharp and loud, whenever she wants me to help with something, like she’s calling a waiter. I lightly vented to him once: “It’s so disrespectful and it really pisses me off.” Last weekend at their parents’ house for dinner, she did it again in the middle of the meal. He went quiet for half a second, then said pretty sharply: “Stop clapping at her like that. She’s not a servant.”

@OloyeSomorin This is why consultants are being paid, artisans always want to work with the clients directly because they know they can get away with it, as a consultant I won’t even let you start painting without taping all the places you’re supposed to protect from paint.

These are the issues. The reason why I’m always skeptical about Nigerian artisans and professionals.

@doshmanhere That refund pain her ehn😆

Rukky crawled so geh geh could walk 🤣🤣

@yabaleftonline Yep, enough social media for the day ✌️

How A Man Welcomed His Oyinbo Lover At The Airport Has Got People Talking

@abujastreets My own is why is this drone pilot flying a drone like he’s riding a bike.

Are Cosgrove estates the best in Abuja? 😮‍💨🔥

@missy_ada2 @Gboye_Rave I’m as shocked as you are, stranger oo stranger🤣

@Gboye_Rave You people buy things just to impress strangers? Wow. 😂😂

What’s an expensive thing people buy just to impress strangers?

@Morris_Monye @UzomahCProsper Just say it’s not your thing that’s why you deem it a waste, I’ll pick a Burnaboy’s show in a heartbeat and still find it difficult to give 90mins of undivided attention to watching a football match.

@UzomahCProsper Haha. Why would I block you. I care deeply about football and the atmosphere of the World Cup. Not as much for music artiste. Can’t think of any artiste that excites me. And Peter Obi had attended football games in person several times. It’s just what is priority at the moment.

Not this brother telling me to come to Milton Keynes next week because Burna Boy is performing there. Why am I wasting all that flight money? Wasteful use of resources. What would Peter Obi do?

@Smilebabyy7 @yabaleftonline You sure say no be her plan? The quantity shock me 😆

@yabaleftonline Na sugar go later kpai her king of kings

She made garri pap for her king of kings

@dzikyDonnyMaps @onlyCFrancisco Demon kinda vibes

@onlyCFrancisco The whole process is diabolical

The intrusive thoughts won. She made sure it was the right temperature first

@DuduNgubane3 @VillageGuluva In his presence though 🤣 but in his absence I watched my shows from it in defiance 🤣

@VillageGuluva That time at home he has his own Sofa that no one sits at.

Your strict dad at work with his colleagues. 😫😫🤭🤭😅😅

@Morris_Monye It might be Naija trauma🤣. Go to court is a threat in Naija but an opportunity for fair hearing in developed countries.

The idea of Rule of law is alien to the average Nigerian The Policeman had to calmly explain and say even if the guys in the office let’s him go, they could get in trouble as the courts is the highest authority in the land. For people used to lawlessness, he’s surprised seeing rule of law.