Birdie Sanders

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Birdie Sanders

@ibirdiesanders

time traveling drag president

Katılım Mayıs 2025

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Birdie Sanders@ibirdiesanders·1h

I don’t like that it’s called this. -Colby

HerodotusWave@HerodotusWave

This sculpture is a 30-foot-long, hyper-realistic merman titled "...and then I met Colby on the street and my fantasy died" (2014). Created by American artist Cameron Stalheim.

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Birdie Sanders@ibirdiesanders·4h

I be listening to nsp with my tits out.

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Birdie Sanders@ibirdiesanders·13h

When I meet someone I can tell right away who knows Glenn Powell as Chad Radwell and who doesn’t. The same way I can tell who doesn’t know Troy Barnes. It’s a whimsy in your soul that I immediately sniff out.

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LIN!!!! #ROCKVILLE@cry0genicslim3·1d

mr brightside should not be the defining killers hit and it should be somebody told me instead

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Birdie Sanders@ibirdiesanders·14h

-Danny Sexbang

۟@clashmr_

She wants a knight in shining armor but im just a chud in polyester

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Georgia Coley@artwithinpod·1d

a curse has been placed upon the disney parks animatronics. this is clearly the dark magic of Kevin Perjurer

Pop Base@PopBase

Two crows were filmed eating Rapunzel’s hair at Tokyo DisneySea. The animatronic has since been removed.

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ánnie@zyncrr·1d

just a little reminder that i choose my favs with my pussy not my moral compass ❤️

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pink pilates princess💗@KUNTAKUNTY·1d

And I never gaf #pressthatdickonthisdiaper

22gunner@Gnar1104

A bitch will kiss you like this knowing fully well she got a pad on🤣

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Birdie Sanders@ibirdiesanders·16h

Bro I can name a ton of Canadians -Hudson Williams -All of TWRP -Kurtis Conner -Ike from South Park -half of Niagara Falls And that’s all 7 1/2 so idk if there are any more of them up there

chloe star@snowiecone

gun to your head name a canadian

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avaaur@pgeyaoi·1d

this how i feel doing useless side quest in the trials while my duo actual tries to get the objective done

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bea ☆@beawoozy·1d

janky lip sync practice with a clip from super market simulator (I don’t usually animate so forgive me 😭) • [ @GameGrumps ]

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Skelegoat@Skelegoat486·1d

The hole in the crotch isn’t a good design choice because my cock and balls would fall right through

Timeless Praise™🤴@First_alphas

Best attire for date night 🌚

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DailyTWRP@DailyTWRP·1d

Happy April Fools to all the fools out there

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PERVERTBALLMASTER3000@snqper·2d

the toilet at work flinches when I unbuckle my belt

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor·2d

Today is Trans Day of Visibility. Trans, non-binary, and gender-nonconforming people have always been here — from the hijra of India to the Diné nádleehi to the leaders who built the modern LGBTQIA+ movement here in New York. Your existence is not up for debate. Your lives are not a political issue. We’re fighting for a city where every trans New Yorker can live openly, safely, and with joy.

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