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Hey $ICP fam, need a laugh? @accumulatingicp tried with Stack—a fine derivative of Sneed—and, well… it didn’t exactly stack up.

Still deciding… but it’s tough when @JordyPordy0 got Adam’s d*** so far down her throat she’s burping up his opinions. Clear your mouth before trying to speak on anything serious.

ANNOUNCING OPERATION $DOG DOMINATION 🧵 FOR THE PAST YEAR THE $DOG ARMY HAS WATCHED AS TIER-1 CEXS PRIORITIZED LISTING FEES OVER INTEGRITY BY LISTING WHICHEVER SCAMMY LOW CAP PUMP-N-DUMP INSIDER CONTROLLED MEMECOIN WILL PAY THEM THE MOST BY DEMANDING LARGE LISTING FEES THESE EXCHANGES HAVE FOSTERED A CULTURE WHERE TEAMS AND INSIDERS HOLD BACK MASSIVE PORTIONS OF A MEMECOIN’S SUPPLY WHICH HAS LED TO RAMPANT “RUGGING” THAT HAS CAUSED SIGNIFICANT FINANCIAL LOSSES FOR RETAIL INVESTORS TIER-1 CEXS GET PAID A LARGE PORTION OF THE MEMECOIN, PUMP IT WITH THEIR LISTING ANNOUNCEMENT, AND THEN DUMP IT THIS IS WHY THERE IS ZERO TRANSPARENCY INTO THE MEMECOIN LISTING PROCESS AT THE TOP EXCHANGES THEY ARE MAKING SO MUCH MONEY WITH THIS PUMPING AND DUMPING STRATEGY THAT THEY DON’T CARE THAT IT HURTS THEIR REPUTATION OR CAUSES HARM TO THEIR USERS WHO END UP BUYING THESE SCAM MEMECOINS MEANWHILE THEY’VE COMPLETELY IGNORED THE #1 BITCOIN MEMECOIN $DOG $DOG IS THE MOST FAIRLY LAUNCHED MEMECOIN IN HISTORY, TOUCHING A $1B MARKET CAP AND ORGANICALLY TRENDING ON X EVERY WEEK, POWERED BY ONE OF THE STRONGEST AND MOST DEDICATED COMMUNITIES IN CRYPTO THE PUMPING AND DUMPING OF SCAM MEMECOINS WHILE IGNORING $DOG IS PROOF OF HOW DEEPLY CORRUPT THE LARGEST CRYPTO EXCHANGES HAVE BECOME BUT THERE IS HOPE… THANKS TO RECENT ADVANCEMENTS IN DECENTRALIZED TRADING, SELF-CUSTODY UXS, AND FIAT-TO-CRYPTO ONRAMPS, SEVERAL ON-CHAIN DEXS ARE NOW RIVALING THE LARGEST CENTRALIZED EXCHANGES IN THE WORLD LIKE BINANCE WHILE WE WILL CONTINUE TO PUSH FOR $DOG LISTINGS (I STILL REMAIN OPTIMISTIC ABOUT SEVERAL ONGOING CONVERSATIONS) AND ADVOCATE FOR REFORM IN TIER-1 CEXS, WE MUST ALSO EXPAND $DOG’S REACH BY TAPPING INTO THE DEEP ON-CHAIN LIQUIDITY IN ENVIRONMENTS BEYOND BITCOIN L1 THE ARGUMENT THAT “RUNES WILL NEVER SUCCEED BECAUSE THE UX IS BAD” IS SIMPLY FALSE BTC THE WORLD’S MOST VALUABLE DIGITAL ASSET FACES IDENTICAL ON-CHAIN UX CHALLENGES AS RUNES TOKENS LIKE $DOG THE SOLUTION? BTC GETS BRIDGED INTO MANY OTHER ENVIRONMENTS WHETHER IT’S SOLANA VIA CBTC OR INSTITUTIONAL CUSTODY THROUGH THE BLACKROCK ETF THERE IS ZERO VALID TECHNICAL REASON WHY $DOG CANNOT BE JUST AS ACCESSIBLE AS BTC OUR MISSION IS CLEAR $DOG MUST BE AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE MEETING TRADERS WHERE THEY ARE JUST LIKE BTC IS WE WILL CONTINUE IMPROVING THE TRADING EXPERIENCE ON BITCOIN L1 WHILE EMBRACING L1.5 AND L2 SOLUTIONS THAT DESPITE TRADE-OFFS MAY BETTER SERVE DIFFERENT SEGMENTS OF THE MARKET $DOG CAN BE BRIDGED TO OTHER L1S AS WELL SOLANA DEGENS SHOULD BE ABLE TO BUY $DOG ON JUPITER AND MOONSHOT HYPERLIQUID DEGENS SHOULD BE ABLE TO TRADE $DOG AT ULTRA-FAST SPEEDS STARTING TODAY $DOG IS BEGINNING AN EXPANSION CAMPAIGN BEYOND BITCOIN L1 INTO THE TESTNETS WHERE WE WILL DOMINATE THE LOCAL MEMECOINS AND ONBOARD NEW SOLDIERS TO THE $DOG ARMY WHEN GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN THE $DOG COIN OF BITCOIN AND THE DOG COIN OF THEIR TESTNET IT IS OBVIOUS THAT THEY WILL CHOOSE $DOG TIME AND TIME AGAIN WE’VE SEEN THAT WHEN PEOPLE HAVE A $DOG BUY BUTTON IN FRONT OF THEM THEY SMASH IT BUT WE CAN’T EXPECT EVERYONE TO JUMP THROUGH HOOPS TO BUY $DOG SO WE NEED TO BRING THE BUY BUTTON TO THEM WITH ZERO TIER-1 SPOT CEX LISTINGS $DOG IS STILL WORTH MORE THAN 15 OF BINANCE'S SPOT LISTED MEMECOINS THE DATA IS INDISPUTABLE THAT THE DEMAND FOR $DOG IS MASSIVE BUT WE MUST MAKE IT EASIER TO BUY $DOG AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT OPERATION $DOG DOMINATION AIMS TO ACHIEVE $DOG REMAINS A BITCOIN TOKEN, BUT WE’RE EXPANDING ITS REACH INTO MORE APPS AND ENVIRONMENTS JUST LIKE HOW $DOG IS BRIDGED INTO CEXS TODAY AT ANY TIME HOLDERS CAN BRIDGE THEIR $DOG BACK TO BITCOIN L1 FOR SETTLEMENT WHEN A TOKEN IS BRIDGED TO ANOTHER BLOCKCHAIN IT NEVER ACTUALLY LEAVES ITS ORIGINAL CHAIN AND INSTEAD IT IS JUST LOCKED AND THEN A “WRAPPED” VERSION IS CREATED ON THE NEW CHAIN WHICH CAN BE BURNED AT ANY TIME TO CLAIM THE ORIGINAL TOKEN BACK ON BITCOIN NOW IT IS TIME FOR THE $DOG ARMY TO STORM THE TESTNETS WITH THE SAME RELENTLESS ENERGY THAT WE’VE USED TO DOMINATE BITCOIN THERE IS NO NEED TO DOWNLOAD TESTNET WALLETS OR DO ANYTHING ON THE TESTNETS JUST BE LOUD WE MUST FLOOD THE TIMELINE MAKING SURE EVERY TESTNET DEGEN KNOWS ABOUT OUR ARRIVAL WHEN WE ARRIVE ON THEIR CHAIN OR APP ONE BY ONE WE WILL $DOG-PILL EVERY TESTNET DEGEN BY BEING SO LOUD THAT THEY CANNOT IGNORE US BUT BEFORE WE BEGIN OUR ALL-OUT ASSAULT WE NEED TO FIRST ROUND UP SOME LIQUIDITY THAT WILL SERVE AS A BATTERING RAM INTO THE TESTNETS IF YOU ARE A $DOG WHALE AND ARE INTERESTED IN PARTICIPATING IN A $DOG LP PLEASE REACH OUT TO ME MORE INFORMATION WILL BE SHARED ABOUT BRIDGING PARTNERS AND OUR FIRST TESTNET INVASION IN THE COMING DAYS IF YOU ARE READY TO PUT AS MANY $DOG BUY BUTTONS IN FRONT OF PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE AND SEND $DOG TO THE MOON THEN SMASH THE REPOST BUTTON AND REPLY WITH YOUR IDEAS FOR OPERATION $DOG DOMINATION BELOW!!!!!!!!!