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@UkChris354594 @markessien I keep saying the same thing to people. The place people call South-South is more eastern than the South-east, but our country is just an anyhow place.

@markessien Because Cross River is originally the real SE if the real geographical location is used but Nigeria is a mad place

In Nigeria, the South-South political zone is not coherent. It should be split into Akwa-Cross and Rivers-Bayelsa-Delta. Parts of Delta should join South-East while Edo can stand-alone or join South-West. Most tribes in the zone have nothing to do with each other - no shared culture, language and even geographically, very distant. To go from Calabar to Benin you cross the entire South-East.

This has got to be the worst phase of my life 😩

@eagleseyeinc I needed to hear this. Thanks man

i’ve tasted rock bottom real poverty no food on the table, nothing certain about tomorrow and i can tell you this for free… you are far more capable than you think, you have magnanimous potentials. the life you want is not out of reach if you decide, truly decide, to go after it pls, i’m begging you don’t settle poverty strips life down to survival, it takes the joy, the options, the liberty, the dignity and all the good things life has to offer... that life ain’t nice, not even a little

Life lately 😔😔

@nellapearl_obi @wearegst Because you u will still get four hot portions of beans tomorrow morning 🤣😂😹😹

@ichieemac @wearegst why’re you laughing dawg

The pesticides in Nigerian beans are not safe for humans. They have been banned from sale in the EU for over a decade. Your organs don’t just fail in a day. They break down quietly. Then we crowdfund transplants or call it “sudden death.”

@nellapearl_obi @wearegst 😂😂🤣

@wearegst damn.

@valobikwere Challenges that comes with being a man 😔

Who’s still awake? And what’s keeping you up?

@HolalekenM @EmzyGadgets 15pm

@EmzyGadgets iPhone 16plus or 15pm?

The base iPhone 15 or iPhone 14 pro? 14 pro has 12/48 mega pixels, so as 15 15 has Dynamic Island, 14 pro does Both 15 & 14 pro has a 6GB RAM Both have almost same Battery capacity, but 15 is like +150mAH 14 pro has 120hZ refresh rate, while 15 has 60hZ refresh rate, but the 15 runs on A17 pro chip ( 20% extra GPU/COC ) than the A16 pro chip for 14 pro. Well if you want to buy any, they all cost thesame! Current price. Be it esim unlocked, 128gb both ₦650,000 256gb both ₦700,000 Be it Physical + eSIM 128gb both ₦700,000 256gb both ₦750,000 Personally I highly recommend both, but if you love 3 camera, go for 14 pro, if you love slanty camera, go for 15. 🤷🏽‍♂️ any question? Drop in comment section.

@KarateKid23mj_ @Kayy_Bee94 Louder 🤣🤣

@Kayy_Bee94 They’re fucking… just not each other

I can’t wrap my head around married couples not fucking each other

@iamFRANQ @Olamide0fficial TF 🤯😮

@Olamide0fficial @ichieemac

His biological brother poured åcid on him and his wife in the midnight because of envy. This is crazy 🥴😭

@TaioXanthi Santiii, what's going on 😂😂

@TaioXanthi Congratulations 🎉😂😂

@iamFRANQ Better late than never 😄🤣

Thank you for ruining my night Inter.

@iamFRANQ @MTNNG Cost of operation went up 😬

MTN FibreX 50Mbps data cost silently went from ₦25,000 to ₦30,000. Why the increment @MTNNG?

Fuck sleeping together. Real question is can you still love me when I’m three weeks deep into a depressive episode. Constantly overthinking. When I’m texting you 20 times asking you for reassurance or when I’m crying about things?

@CharmXtova He did 😅🤣🤣

You clearly missed the era of Figo, Rui Costa, and Joao Moutinho.

@truechris39 @Femi_MartinsOG Louder please.

@Femi_MartinsOG Maldini was not a CB.

No man born of a woman is as talented as this guy. Maldini is the goat CB in terms of achievement but that talent? Nesta is miles ahead.

@iamFRANQ @oneandonlytemi

@oneandonlytemi Similar story, but mine ended before she left, it was a mutual separation. Emigration has broken so many relationships. 💔

We dated for a year after I asked her out at Elegushi beach, and we planned our whole future together. We applied for the same master's degree in the UK, filling the forms with our fingers intertwined at a cybercafé with good WiFi. Same course, same university, same dream. But the embassy gave her a student visa and rejected mine. A visa officer who never even met me looked at my bank account and decided I was too poor and too Nigerian to return. They said I was a flight risk. She cried and offered to cancel her trip so we could try again next year, but I told her no. Asking her to wait was asking her to drown with me, and I could not let her lose her dream over my bad luck. Our last moment was at the airport food court. She was wearing a thick sweater for a cold she had never felt. We forced ourselves to eat a dry meat pie in silence. I kept giving her advice about buying a winter coat just to stop myself from begging her to stay. When her flight to London was called, she hugged me at the door and whispered that she loved me. I could not say it back because it felt like a promise we could no longer keep, so I just told her to walk inside and not look back. I went back to our empty table and watched her flight board. We did not cheat and we did not fight. A system that does not care about love just decided our story was over.

@dekim_Kalvino That's if the sex is great 😃

Men see the red flags. We just stay quiet, enjoy the sex, and plan our exit.

@iamFRANQ Ahhh, inter scored already... 😅😂😂

Great goal PIO. I don't want to ever watch Henrique play for us again. Dumfries is way better than that fraud.