Nicole

“whose pussy is this”—doctor frankenstein sorting spare parts

The biggest scam in life is paying taxes on the money we make, paying taxes on money we spend, and taxes on things we own, that we already paid taxes on, with already taxed money.

trying to survive a migraine by pretending i'm sam winchester getting visions

Very cool how you never fully get over how it feels to remember we have to share this planet with so many cruel people. Like you’ll think you’ve fully processed it, and then it’ll randomly hit you again, and again, and again, no matter how many decades you’ve had to reflect.

i dunno man when they use my money to bomb people in other countries, and kidnap my neighbors into concentration camps, and i cant pay to see doctors or for groceries and it goes on for decades and then you wonder why three generations of young people have given up

Random people you met online be supporting the fuck outta you

Not now kitten. Mommy’s being haunted by the many versions of herself who will never be because she was too afraid of change

if she's ur girl why she at my igloo petting my puffle Imao

i highly recommend u find yourself a clingy (healthy) lovey dovey partner who is super excited about you. life’s too short to spend it with someone who act like showing love is a chore.

Whenever I have a bad week I think about this exchange from The Muppets (ABC), which is also one of its best moments encapsulating Kermit in four lines:

Dear Rian Johnson, Please consider making a Muppets Knives Out film. Thank you.

parce qu’ils ont étudier l’histoire

Hallorann carried the entire show and it wasn’t even close. I am stuck at home with nothing to do and I still could barely finish it 😭

I finally watched Welcome to Derry y’all… and it was genuinely awful I’m so sorry

If he’s so unhappy maybe he should **** *******. 🤷‍♀️

tapping the sign

If you're still going around blaming all of society's problems on immigrants or trans teens playing volleyball or whatever, you're just hopeless. A completely pathetic serf who exists to be ruled over by your powerful overlords who view you as less than human