FORMER pineapple specialist

i've accepted a position at another company. i'm leaving the fruit stand!!

Guess who no longer has to get spoken to like that anymore

lana you dont even need applecare you can just afford to get a new one 😭

in case twitter goes belly-up in a few hours, i just want to say that apple anon twitter was my safe space to vent when i literally had suicidal thoughts from that job. i'm so grateful to each and every one of you for making me feel a lot less alone. love you guys

@forevertexpert okay but that baby one is so awful i can't help but love it

@WhiteAudioDock maybe it's the same store 👀

hey everyone, been a while would like to shout out my old store, who is knowingly allowing someone who takes inappropriate pictures of underaged girls and women to work at the fruit stand stay classy you amoral pieces of shit

@drbreadpitt did an NSO and they made me and some RANDOM PERSON share a hotel room. i was fucking baffled

sometimes i think about coming back to apple for a part time gig just to wreak a little havoc

@a_tired_genius literally none

How many managers at your store are non-white?

@fruitharvester it's a sim tool what're y'all on

What do you call the tool we use to get the SIM card out?

@Sadder_Weirder fam im not about to go full karen, it ain't that deep

she's a 3 but she already erased her trade in for you and asked for your manager 'just to say what a great job you did'

he's a 10 but he just forgot the icloud password he JUST created

imagine responding with to micromanaging with 'please filter all commentary through my union rep' god-tier

Y'KNOW--

it's wild to me that at town halls a market lead feels that the appropriate response to valid criticism is 'well MANAGEMENT has it hard, YOU guys just don't GET it. you guys should just have your OWN meetings on your own to fix things' which is why ars needs a fucking union

unionbusting is all about killing momentum apple is so scared of its workers that they would spend literal millions to suppress organizing efforts don't lose faith, keep fighting

@pearpodrepair i had a customer verbally hold me hostage convincing me that steve jobs was in the illuminati. these people are nuts

Sometimes I think about that CX that legit thought he was Jesus and the cartels were hacking his phone. I hope he’s ok.

nothing is more off putting than fruit stand management trying to add me on social media now that i've left the fruit stand. you're not my friend and i don't care what happens to you. piss off