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@lancearmstrong I admire & respect you so much but hiring Landis would be a terrible mistake. He needs to show remorse be4 he's forgiven.

@lancearmstrong Happy Birthday! You remain tremendously inspiring. Keep up the great work. Ken

RT @espn ESPN Deadline gone, but movement still at hand http://es.pn/bknJVH

@lancearmstrong Congrats on expecting cincoarmstrong!! Very happy for your family. So, does Anna get an upgrade from "girlfriend"? Hope so

@sarahksilverman Are you really going to be cancelled? Major bummer if true, you are best comic on TV. When will you know?

@JimCarrey It is shameful to put this on Elin. Just 'cause she trusted him doesn't make her complicit. Her reaction is proof she didn't know

@JimCarrey Way off base on Tiger and Elin. Tiger is a completely selfcentered pig who places no value on his family and Elin is a VICTIM!

@maxarmstrong1 http://twitpic.com/1dfjix - cutie pie

@SarahKSilverman Love your humor, you are a genius but the Make A Wish comment just not funny, obvious and over the line.

Beautiful cloudless day in Key West on the beach. Closing with the Gran Vin wine bar and Willie T's.

@lancearmstrong Very scary what's happening in TX education and more scary is its potential influence nationwide.

@pgammo BECAUSE THEY CAN'Y COMPETE AND THE GM MAKES POOR TALENT DECISIONS, DUH.

Mark Magwire is delusional when he says steroids didn't help him hit HRs

Happy New Year!!

Happy New Yeat!!

@AliciaZiegler miss yor tweets. What projects are you working on? Hope to see your work soon.

@RachelSpecter Are you Jewish? Happy Hannukahif you are.

@SarahKSilverman Let me know if you figure out why you can't sleep. Had same problem last night. Good luck tonight.

@lancearmstrong The Florida Keys (Rt 1) are a great ride, good shoulder. Only rolling hill is 7-mile bridge, but views are unbelievable.