Commander Unfortunable 💙

please hesitate to contact me

Must be about time to take the decs down

No reason why your festive decor shouldn’t be mathematically accurate

My Son got me these for Christmas, ive thrown them all morning and not 1 has hit the board

Same

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while? Why???

We should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts up for 24 hours

It me!

Wait- should that be amongst? Grammar Twitter- where are you when I need you?

People of The Midlands- I am among you. You’re welcome.

@thewonder_stuff A grand day out…

Well this is grim…. Rotherham Borough Council has a new Mayor. And the Right are absolutely up in arms about the fact that she’s a Muslim woman. And they are of course spreading vile lies about her. So let’s just do a little sense check shall we? 🧵1/13

We are. This was settled long ago.

Holy cow

So- Earth Day then, huh?

@DYSONlife4real A happy morning face…

Feeling a bit down Share something good about your day…. a meme…… a joke…… pet pics…… anything nice…… Please 😘

Impressive

"A spokesperson said that they have gone bust."

@SLane80 @Rainmaker1973 Terrifying

@Rainmaker1973 @idb1971

Scary view of the swaying buildings in Bangkok yesterday from a security camera on top of a skyscraper with a terrace pool.

Miley Cyrus debuts the official trailer for her highly anticipated ninth studio album, Something Beautiful, set for release on May 30, 2025, via Columbia Records. The album, featuring 13 original tracks, is executive produced by Miley and Shawn Everett.    Alongside the trailer, Miley announces the album’s accompanying visual film, arriving in June– Something Beautiful. The film, produced by Miley, XYZ, and Panos Cosmatos in collaboration with Columbia Records and Live Nation, is directed by Miley Cyrus, Jacob Bixenman, and Brendan Walter, with cinematography by Benoît Debie.   Something Beautiful  will showcase Miley in a striking visual narrative, featuring archival Thierry Mugler couture, Jean Paul Gaultier, custom Alexander McQueen, and Alaïa.