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@TracyLBaker1 @FitWithDrSam Hate to break it to ya, but them side bishes be faithful when you hit it right. She can leave, would hate to hurt her feelings tho 😎

@idebo23 @FitWithDrSam Hate to break it to ya, but she doesn't need to see all that shit on your phone because one of those other women WILL make sure she knows. But you're not worried about hurting her. You're worried about her leaving your sorry ass.

I got into a huge argument with my wife because I wouldn’t let her check my phone. She said: We should have each other’s passwords. That’s what real couples do. I told her: A phone is personal. So finally, I asked a famous marriage counselor who was right. He said this:

@BraveFathers Both. Only surround yourself with those that like you as yourself… Happy and liked, easy. Can’t let someone put their expectations on you. You’re you - they are them. If you aren’t disrespectful or out of line and they don’t like you - that’s on them

Do you want to be liked or do you want to be happy?

@Eldeboron @FitWithDrSam Rich, get some side bishes. Don’t matter how hot or young the wife is, she leave you, and you already steps ahead.

@FitWithDrSam My wife and I have the same password on our phones and we also share live GPS location. She is way hotter and 15 years younger so it’s a good deal for me. She needs to see my phone so I know who’s called or messaged me. 😬

@walkalonewthme @FitWithDrSam Not scared, protective. We don’t want her to see all the shit that would crush her if she saw it.

@FitWithDrSam Why do Men mostly feel scared if their wives ask for their phone, I think it's totally wrong, if you are clean as a man then you should be scared

@TracyLBaker1 @FitWithDrSam what if she sees all the other text messages, phone calls, pics, and videos of other women? Then she gets hurt. If you love your wife, don’t let her into your phone. She will get hurt and we are meant to protect her.

@FitWithDrSam Hello - 32 years married, here. This is horse shit. There's a reason you're being asked. If you have nothing to hide, let em have it. After that, be fine w it and they'll quit asking.

@ClownWorld Syndrome of a Down

Bro needs a rapper name

@Emilio2763 @precious_fluids Life lesson - hire a better attorney

@precious_fluids Friend growing up younger brother was a bouncer and a guy swung at him and he swung back once. Hit the guy and the guy hit the ground and died. He did 6 years for it.

Just like that 2 Lives Ruined… One’s Paralyzed and One’s Going to Prison…

@sluttyk1ttyyy C. No waiting for home or bathroom. Fuck you right where I saw you 😏

If you saw me at a rave wearing this would you? A.) Go home & fuck me in this tempting outfit B.) No waiting to get home fuck me in the bathrooms

@alt_w_v_g Basic info on buying a car if you have good credit lol

Went to the car dealership Saturday Wife wants a new SUV Salesman walked over and said "what are we looking for today?" I said "what's your margin on the Tahoe?" He laughed I said "I'm not joking. What's the invoice price versus the sticker and what holdback does the dealer get from GM?" He stopped laughing My wife said "we're just browsing" We were not just browsing I brought a spreadsheet Printed Color coded Blue for inputs Black for calculations I showed him the comparable transaction analysis I ran on every Tahoe sold within 50 miles in the last 90 days He said "sir this is a car dealership" I said "and these are the comps" He went to get his manager The manager came out Looked at my spreadsheet Looked at me Said "where do you work?" I said "private equity" He said "that explains it" My wife was already in the lobby pretending she didn't know me We got the Tahoe $4,200 below sticker She didn't thank me But the savings speak for themselves You are welcome Sent from my iPhone

@jaakee_06 @vexvex1717 @NFL @MikeGarafolo

Raiders signing LB Nakobe Dean to three-year, $36M deal with $20M guaranteed. (via @mikegarafolo)

@sevintysevin @DailyLoud Doing this to terrorist, is fun 🤝

@DailyLoud Are they still fighting a terririsf government? Cos rn it looks like they are doing this for fun

BREAKING: Department of War releases video showing a U.S. submarine sinking an Iranian warship in the Indian Ocean. It marks the first sinking of an enemy ship by torpedo since World War II.

@Call_mearyan @DailyLoud 😂 bitch, we stackin bodies. Fugg them terrorist!

They were unarmed and realistically could not have harmed the United States. Iran’s navy is not strong enough to directly attack the US. These individuals were killed mainly so the US could increase its numbers and claim, “Look how many Iranian soldiers we eliminated.” That is how I see the situation, and this is my tipping point. I know that what we do may not change anything, but at the very least, people can show symbolic support Put this is your bio 🇮🇷

@Merkabah13 @mymixtapez They basically still did, exactly that 😂 damned if you do damned if you don’t

@mymixtapez Police are useless in this country. They wouldn't have done anything to help him, in fact they would've probably investigated him and gaslit him and painted him as a criminal even though he was a victim.

Lions CB Terrion Arnold, who was the victim of two robberies at his rental properties for $100K, has allegedly “took the matter into his own hands”. Arnold is accused of kidnapping and armed robbery with his friends in retaliation. 😳

@TheBassSlayerz @mymixtapez You are a big giant vagina, Joshua. The man goes to get back what’s his, and he’s a clown. You a MARK azz lil boy n Trump would be ashamed that you support him

@mymixtapez Get rid of all these clown ass football players they gotta get out of the NFL they all gotta go.

"You can't put your expectations on me....I'm me."

@sankohaindustry @0xQuasark Now you’ve seen it

@0xQuasark Im 27 and live 15 miles from Philadelphia where every drug on earth runs through and I have never once seen MDMA nor met a single person selling it...I didnt even know it existed in the US anymore.

Taking MDMA with your partner is cheaper than divorce and more effective than counseling.

@CollinRugg Them boys should be hung.. you plead the fifth and deny until that woman found not guilty. You was man enough to smash the teacher but too little boy to help her?

NEW: High school secretary Alicia Hughes caught by husband in bed with a student on Valentine's Day, admits to relationship in newly released footage. The 31-year-old Indiana mom admitted to the relationship before admitting to another relationship with a different teen. The husband of Hughes has already filed for divorce. "This is the third time that I’ve been with him," Hughes said, claiming she did nothing with him before he was 18. Following her arrest, another 17-year-old boy came forward and said he and the secretary had s*x five times. Hughes claims she was "physically and mentally" abused by her husband. She is facing up to six years in prison.

@dogmakonha MDMA high with a ket pull. That lsd shit a lie lol. 2c a great time

pra quem quer saber o que a "cocaina rosa" é, a thread: 1/3

@ForePlayPod 2 piece to sunglasses drunk jaw, then slap bleached hair (he asked way too many times for it not to happen) while simultaneously snatching chains, and then looking bro in the eyes and daring him to swing… chains in pocket and walk away.

“Slap me little guy. I’ll spit on you.” According to the person who shot the video, the guy in the black yelled in Hideki’s backswing on 18, causing him to back off his putt. The guy in the polo came up to confront him, and they started chirping. Thoughts on this?

Bahahahaha !!! You’z a HOE !!! #jackASS #bitchMADE #WasteManagementOpen #lilASSboy #CHARMINSOFT @dohertyjackk @PGATOUR