Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal
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@ieatzebra
Axl & Raven’s mum.hear me rawr. Slytherin.luminous being.water bender. creator of content. ieatzebra on everything cuz I'm not creative.
Dune is on track to become the best trilogy ever.
BREAKING: 🇺🇸 U.S. new home sales crashed -17.6% in January, the worst drop in 13 YEARS.
had a girl tell me she thought we had a spencer’s in the mall i work at because chatgpt said we did, i told her we don’t and she would know that if she googled the mall directory and she said “you can do that?”
#BREAKING More than 4,000 people have been told to evacuate on Hawaii's Oahu island amid severe rain and flooding. Officials warn that a 120-year-old dam could collapse abc7.com/post/dangerous…
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration begins moving federal student loans to Treasury Department as it dismantles Education Department.
Trump: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
🚨 Supreme Court allows cutting of 45,000 mangroves for Mumbai Coastal Road project.
spewing fatphobia once you start going to the gym is corny
A 30-year-old in 1980 owned a house like this working at the local factory. Married six years with three kids. Weekends meant Little League games. Both sets of grandparents lived within five miles. The kids would attend the same high school he did and grow up with the children of his own friends. This is a dying concept
Starting in the 2027-28 school year, California will offer a new personal finance course to high schoolers and require it for graduation beginning with the 2031 class. Every Californian should leave high school with the tools to manage money, avoid debt, and build wealth.
BREAKING: Spanish Prime Minister announces decree to freeze rents nationwide due to Middle East crisis.
